Archives are great. They give you an opportunity to re-capture the rare moments you’ve been writing about all year but wouldn’t remember at-the-drop if your life depended on it. One such story involved Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld who have since split up.

The moral of the story is this. If you’re planning to get married during AEE or perhaps renewing your vows as Seinfeld and Patrick did last year at AEE, you’re doomed.

Here’s the original story:

Las Vegas- Who better than sex couple Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld to turn to for advice on how to be hopelessly romantic to celebrate a fifth wedding anniversary? Right in the midst of the four days of the 2009 Adult Entertainment Sexpo and Adult Video Network Awards, Tera and Evan reached the five-year-marriage mark. They’d dated for two years before tying the knot.

Tera and Evan were determined that in the midst of all their business activities, personal appearances, party hosting and convention meetings that nothing would stop the romance. They managed to get the old Elvis Presley suite, now sometimes used by Barry Manilow, at the Las Vegas Hilton.

Then Evan hired an Elvis Presley look-alike to officiate a recitation of their wedding vows they’d exchanged back in 2004 at the Little White Wedding Chapel here. After “Elvis” sang five all-time Presley favorites, the love-struck couple went into the heated pool that Evan had strewn with thousands of rose petals.

“What can I tell you? We are very much in love and hopeless romantics,” Evan said. “We just love being a couple. I’d been in love before, but never like this. Tera is very much a one-of-a-kind special woman.”

Tera added: “Is there a better way to celebrate an important wedding anniversary? Just stay in and let the romance take over. We just held each other all night long.”