Posted on howardstern.com: One of the judges for today’s Porn Star Beauty Pageant, Luther Campbell, the rapper formerly a member of 2 Live Crew, came into the studio to talk about his personal life. Luther reported he likes being wild, noting he enjoys urinating on women because the practice takes sex to “a whole ‘nother level.” When Howard pointed out that urinating on women sounds like “a production,” Luther acknowledged cleaning up after himself and his partners is easier when they do it on a boat as opposed to when they perform their acts in hotel rooms. In fact, Luther said that whenever he urinates on a woman in a hotel room, he immediately leaves the chambermaid a tip and checks out of the room.

Gary brought up that Luther used to skip school to play craps and then pay off his teachers with the money he won so they wouldn’t tell his parents. Luther admitted the story was true and explained that he always followed two rules when paying off his teachers: the first was to show up to class once a week and the second was to carefully choose which teachers to bribe. Gary went on to report that Luther also used to “reward” college football players from his favorite team whenever they did something good on the field, which was another report Luther said happened. However, Luther made sure to point out he never fixed any games with his habit.

Luther then said he coaches a Pop Warner football team and his team recently played against Snoop Dogg’s football team. Luther noted, though, that the game was called after only the sixth play because a player on his team was allegedly beaten by one of Snoop’s security guards after he scored a touchdown. Luther added he’s still mad at Snoop over the incident and will continue to be until Snoop apologizes for his security guard’s behavior toward his 13-year-old player.

After Howard commented that Luther and Bubba the Love Sponge created “The Puss Bomb” together, George introduced The Porn Star Beauty Pageant’s first contestant, Carmen Luvana. Howard reminded everyone Carmen was in the studio a few years ago and she “took Benjy’s toe in her ass.” Howard then acknowledged he watches a good deal of porn, but doesn’t see any women “half as hot” as Carmen.

For the talent portion of her appearance, Carmen announced that she could have an orgasm in English, Spanish and German. Carmen next had “phone sex” with Luther in English, before also engaging in the practice in Spanish with George, who speaks the language fluently, as well as in German with Artie’s Hitler impersonation. When Howard proceeded to ask Carmen how she’d make the world a better place for the personality portion of the game, she responded she’d encourage girls to get “freakier” and demand people have “better sex” with each other. Carmen’s answer led Howard to say that if girls like her existed in Iraq, there’d be no war there. However, despite her openness, Carmen wouldn’t allow the vaginal thermometer created by frequent caller, Coach Mike, to be put inside her body to take her temperature.

Taylor Wayne was the next contestant in the pageant and she reported she started having oral sex with her 17-year-old boyfriend when she was just 12. Taylor then mentioned she recently did her first double-penetration scene on film, before telling Howard she didn’t feel comfortable removing her clothes in the studio. However, when Luther commented the Taylor was going to lose the competition with that attitude, she buckled and got naked.

Following Taylor’s performance of an original song called “Cry, Baby, Cry” for the talent portion of the contest, Howard acknowledged he let the song go on as long as he did because he was staring at Taylor’s body. Howard then pointed out that he could tell Taylor was nervous and she reported that she was so nervous that she urinated a little in the studio. After Taylor talked about the time she let a man urinate in her mouth, she answered the question of her personality portion of the contest – which was whether she’d keep her baby if she accidentally got pregnant while shooting a porno – by saying she would and eventually give the child up for adoption.

The final contestant, Taryn Thomas, mentioned she talks to JD through MySpace and that the two have a lunch date planned for later in the day. When JD came into the studio, Gary said he was upset because he didn’t want anyone knowing about his online relationship with Taryn. JD then admitted he had hoped to keep his conversations with Taryn private, before acknowledging, though, that “it was another thing that had to come out.” Howard proceeded to ask Taryn if she thought she’d have sex with JD and she responded, “I will never say never.”

For the talent portion of the contest, Taryn offered a standup performance – which included the jokes: “What do you call it when six porn stars are in a room and three of them are on their periods and three of them have yeast infections? A wine and cheese party.” “How do you brainwash a porn star? You give her an enema.” “Do you want to know what an 80-year-old’s p*ssy tastes like? It ‘Depends.'” – but only Taylor found her act funny. Taryn was then asked what super power she would pick if she could have one and she said she’d choose the ability to “heal anyone.”

While Robin voted for Taryn as the winner of The Porn Star Beauty Pageant, George, Artie, Fred, Howard and Gary all chose Carmen. Once she was crowned, Carmen said she was honored by having received the title as the pageant’s winner and was then presented with a certificate for free ribs for her victory.