Porn Valley- I spoke to PA/PM Jimmy Orlando at the Remmet Studios on a recent Vertigo shoot. Jimmy is a constant face on the Tom Zupko sets and has been expanding his horizons in the business.

Jimmy, who started out with William H., tells me he’s no relation to Tony Orlando but I find this hard to believe. The resemblance is astonishing.

“I’m a fuckin’ Wop from Boston,” he laughs talking about how he packed his cah in the Hahvad yahd and can have a beerh in a bah if he wants to.

Actually Jimmy’s from Brockton, Mass, the home of Marvin Hagler and Rocky Marciano and Jimmy looks like he’s gone a few rounds himself. Except Jimmy likes to get beat up by chicks. He’s telling me how he wants to be strung upside down from the ceiling of Remmet and be used as a human kick bag.

“I’m a sick fuck that likes to be hit by beautiful, naked women,” he explains. “Me and Nicki Hunter were talking and I’m thinking about hanging myself from the ceiling by my ankles- putting a kickboxing bag around me and having some beautiful women use me as a kickboxing bag.”

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