> From the NY Post: MIKE Tyson has been hanging out with some morally challenged chicks in England. The ex-champ, who's at the Metropole hotel in Brighton while on a "charity tour," was seen two nights in a row ushering "hookers and strippers" up to his second-floor suite, reports The Post's Marianne Garvey. Tyson later told Garvey he's "gearing up for a big comeback" and trying to land a TV gig as a judge on something called the "Celebrity X Games." Tyson - who has been sharing his Phoenix, Ariz., pad with an unidentified stripper of late - added that he was "missing New York bad."

> There's aninterview with Eve laurence on www.lukeford.com. Laurence says she left porn a month ago to come back home to Maryland and be with her boyfriend who hated her life in porn. "I went from making more money in a month than I could ever spend all the way to $9 an hour, just to show him how committed I was," says Laurence. Well, you know what's coming next.

"I was stupid!" says Laurence. "I found out he's been texting and talking to other girls and meeting them, all behind my back. Even this morning. Fuck this." Laurence says she loved her porn career is calling Derek at LA Direct, and is going to ask him to take her. back. "And then I'm on a plane and flying back to LA next week and I'll be there full time, back in the business."

"I'm a really horny girl, still really young, and I love to suck cock and fuck like an animal," Laurence gors on to say. "Now I'm hungry to fuck and to be a STAR!" Laurence says she launches her website www.clubevelaurence.com. next week

> smelly monkey posts on www.xxxporntalk.com regarding The Donkey Punch controversy:The heads of ADT, its posters and mike south are treading on very dangerous ground. They are dictating what is and isn't acceptable in porn. Once you start attempting to censor one thing you start to find more people coming out pleading their case for what else they think should be censored. Although im not a fan of donkey punching myself and highly doubt that i would buy a donkey punch themed video I respect that it has its market place and even more so i respect the fact that performers have the CHOICE to do it or the CHOICE to not, they also have the CHOICE to stop at any point during the scene if they are uncomfortable with how its going.

I know im beginning to sound like ed norton from the people vs larry flynt but i feel its exactly the same as the point they were fighting back then. Theres clearly a market for this line, and for every girl who has publicly complained about it (alex) there has been dozens more that haven't.

If you want to stop donkey punch videos then let the girls be the ones to turn the jobs down, but at least allow the option, its simple, jm productions aren't pointing guns to their heads, they are consenting adults who are informed about the scene before it happens and finish the scene once it starts and im sure cash the check when they receive it.

Its a sad fucking day when avn allows itself to be run by 350 pound fan boys who try everything they can to side with the female talent over everything in order to be given the right to call them "internet friends" , fat socially retarded lesbians like gyspy and people like mike south who have done more damage to porn then good and clearly has ulterior motives

>2cums writes: "JM owner Jeff Steward had a chat with AVN President Paul Fishbein Tuesday and Jeff said JM would probably stop selling Donkey Punch. It did not have big sales anyway."

Jeff is really kissing ass with the people at AVN. Luke [Ford] should feel happy to see another pornographer trying to get Fishbein's bracha

> guapo responds: sounds like jeff mike be tasting dookie after someone pulled their dick out his anus and shoved it in his mouth.

This was the Donkey Punch press release sent out last November by Chatsworth: Chatsworth, CA - Like tales of UFO's and Big Foot, everyone has heard stories about the sex act known as the 'donkey punch.' But, up until now, no one has ever seen one. On December 5th, Chatsworth Pictures will make believers out of everyone with the highly anticipated release of Grip & Cram Johnson's Donkey Punch.

"When you're a kid, the world is full of mystery and wonder," states Cram Johnson. "But, as you get older, you realize all those mysteries were crap. Santa Claus isn't real. Man didn't land on the moon. And, no matter how many rubber masks they used to cover Belladonna's ugly gap-toothed face, The Fashionistas was still just another shitty movie. The world needs something to believe in."

Chatsworth Pictures answers that need with its second release, Donkey Punch - a misogynistic masterpiece of terror and titillation.

"At first, I thought the 'donkey punch' was just another bedtime story my father had told me as a child," reflects Grip Johnson, "But, just as I was about to give up hope, I discovered that if you give women lots of money and a chance to avoid any real work or responsibility, they will let you beat the shit out of them. Cram and I began to document this phenomenon immediately."

Chatsworth Pictures' well paid brigade of lawyers describe a 'donkey punch' as, "A powerful blow delivered to the back of a 'consenting' woman's head during doggy style anal sex at the moment of male climax for the sole 'purpose of entertainment and fantasy,' and is not meant to encourage violence towards women nor be imitated by the viewer at home. All performers are trained professionals with years of deep personal domestic abuse under their belts."

With Donkey Punch, the Johnson Brothers look to court, not only fans of graphically intense hardcore sex, but the much coveted 18 to death age bracket of men wronged by evil women. "Every time a woman fucks a man over, a copy of Donkey Punch will be sold somewhere," asserts Grip. "We're the Dr. Phil of pornography. We help frustrated men express their anger and hatred of women in a semi-healthy manner."

"Really the sex is a framework for the violence," points out Cram. "We could just have easily beaten them while they were knitting, but it probably wouldn't sell as many copies."

Donkey Punch stars human punching bags Rachel Luv, Deja Daire, Alex Divine, and Haley Scott. All scenes feature anal internal pop shots, but no hole is off limit. "If Steven French wants to fuck Alex Divine in a particular orifice while punching her head with his ring-finger, who are we to ask him to compromise his vision," adds Grip.

"It'd be like asking Da Vinci to use tempera on the Mona Lisa. Sure, it would have worked, but it wouldn't have the lasting effect that makes it priceless. Donkey Punch is going to leave a powerful impression on our social psyche, as well as on Deja Daire's head. Nuff said."