People were snickering at a recent industry event when fifty something beta-male Gustavo Turner showed up in leather pants. You could not unsee his flat untoned ass. It reminded people of when aging Michael Douglas was ridiculed for showing his sagging ass in Basic Instinct. Fresh off this failure Turner threw himself into creating yet another false narrative. This time he’s trying to sound the alarm that the porn is endangered because of the “religious right” (actual Americans by the way). So what if some Ohio considers a resolution saying porn is evil. We’ve always had holy rollers in the country and always will. Yawn. As a foreign communist the “religious right” is the ultimate bogeyman to Turner so he always tries to insert it into every story.

You might recall he tried to claim Mercedes Carrera couldn’t get a fair trial because of the percentage of people who attend church in the community where her trial is being held. He even researched what denomination the judge belongs to. Someone explain to this Argentinian commie that most judges in America are affiliated with one denomination or another.

You might also remember his debunked narrative that Violet Rain had ditched her porn friends for a new crowd before she died. He didn’t find a way to insert the religious right into that story but let’s give him time. Maybe he’ll find out the coroner is a registered republican.

Everything Turner writes about is tainted by his biases. It’s easy to see why he was kicked out of real journalism and now has to write headlines about the results of an STD test. If there’s any integrity at XBIZ he won’t last very long as a journalist either. He has a reputation for being a dirty old man who leches on girls more than 30 years younger than him. Here’s an idea Gustavo – go the fuck back to Argentina