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Old Man Gustavo Turner  humiliates himself by wearing tight leather pants to industry event – desperate attempt too be young and hip

I saw your post about XBIZ’s Gustavo Turner.  I have a funny story about this douche.  I was at  an industry event a month ago where he showed up wearing leather pants and looked ridiculous.  Early in the night when he walked across the room a popular  actress said “old man in leather pants alert”.  Everyone in earshot bust out laughing.   Later in the night I heard a male  non-performer industry veteran compare Gustavo to Michael Douglas in “Basic Instinct”.  Evidently Douglas was mocked when “Basic Instinct” came out because he showed his bare ass in it which was saggy and old.   Men younger than Turner said they’d never go out in public with those pants. I’m just guessing but I bet Turner’s ass was flat and saggy  even when he was young.  He’s an obvious lifetime dork.

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