You take nude pix, expect to be seen naked….

from www.nydailynews.com – Kim Kardashian’s anger was stripped bare on Sunday night’s episode of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York” when she saw a sneak peek of her now-controversial nude November 2010 photo spread for W Magazine.

After Khloe came to town to help with the family’s DASH store, the episode turned to Kim’s excitement over her cover story for the “ultimate high fashion magazine” in which she claimed her naked body would be “obscured” by silver paint and words, but not much else.

“I thought you were over the naked shoots?” Kourtney said.

Kim explained that the artist would be covering her “boobs” and other parts of her anatomy, all of which were slathered in silver paint that she got deep in one of her orifices.

“Even though I agreed to pose nude, I will be fully covered in artwork,” Kim said.

But it turned out Mark Seliger’s arty photographs were left as they were, making Kim appear more naked in W than in her Playboy spread, she claimed.

“This is just absurd,” she said tearfully upon receiving a sneak peek of the magazine. “This is serious porn!”

The 30-year-old reality star explained to sisters Kourtney and Khloe that she was crying because she felt “so taking advantage of.” She added that she was going to fire everyone — presumably including her mom, who is essentially her manager.

But it turned out a nude cover wasn’t something a little clubbing couldn’t fix. So, Kim went out with her sisters to cheer herself up, which appeared to be working until Scott Disick, Kourtney’s baby daddy, beat someone up (though, to be fair, he was protecting Kim’s honor, which Kourtney later figured out, apologizing for blaming him for the brawl).

Kim’s mood didn’t improve the next day when her mother told her that W Magazine has already printed and shipped.

“The only thing that you can do is own it and hold your head up,” she told her daughter after — unhelpfully? — saying she looked great in the photos.

Disick put in his two cents, saying that it looked like Kim’s bosoms were going to hit him in the face from within the spread.

“I’m definitely not getting naked or taking my clothes of again, not even if its Vogue,” Kim then told her sisters. “OK – maybe if it’s Vogue.”

Or maybe all she needed was a thank you. After Kim received a card from the magazine claiming her shoot was “our best cover ever” she seemed to be over the controversy.

“I’m glad I did it,” she said. Uh, what?