Porn Valley- Lynn LeMay already knew what the call was about.
Yesterday she announced that a sex scene, purporting to be Tony Batman’s first, would be available today from the LeMayzing Clips.com store. But today Mike South disputed that claim saying he had Batman’s first scene.
“I hired Tony Batman to do his first sex scene- he told me that he hadn’t done one before,” says LeMay defending her position. “So I put him in my very first movie which was a feature. We gave him a blowjob scene and that’s why I made Kaci Starr my little sidekick. But we never put it out. We had been teasing him about it so long, we thought we’d throw it up on clips. So as far as I knew up to this point I still had the first scene of Tony.
“Yesterday I announced we were making it available,” LeMay continues. “Then he calls and goes that’s so great but Mike South’s going to have a fit about this. I go, what do you mean? He goes four years ago I did a scene for Mike. I’m like, aaaagh.”
“I can’t believe someone in porn lied,” LeMay adds. “Flat out, blatantly lied to me to get a job. Go figure somebody in porn doing that.”
“It’s like you’re a kid and everything you ever hoped for and dreamed about is yanked out from under you with the rug,” I suggest.
“I am so crushed that I do not have that first scene of Tony Batman’s,” LeMay says, the crush very evident in her voice. “It may change everything. I don’t know how to react to this right now.”
“Well I did give him his first feature role,” notes LeMay looking for silver linings among the clouds of her despair.
“But none of this was brought up to me when I hired him. He blatantly told me I would have his first scene. And it’s important that somebody have Tony Batman’s first scene. Just ask him. And he will tell you in detail for a long time.”
Nevertheless, LeMay said she was still making the scene available noting that so far she’s got 430 hits off the clip.
“Apparently someone’s paying attention to how big Tony Batman’s dick is.”
I wondered how many of those downloads were guys, and LeMay said Wankus was one of the first to download.
“He was the first one to jump on the bandwagon and comment about Tony Batman’s dick,” states LeMay.
“Apparently Batman has this huge gay following. Everyone likes him. Just ask him.”