Porn Valley- Lisa Ann's [pictured right] wearing this sexy brown dress which is showing a lot of tanned leg, and she's on the phone with Wankus. I don't know if Lisa Ann had said this prior to getting on the phone or whether she actually said it to Wankus, but Lisa Ann's willing to make amends.

She was supposed to be on KSEX Friday evening, but Robert Lombard tells her that won't be possible because there's this night time party scene that's being shot for Sinsations 4. So Lisa Ann's all apologetic and saying to Wankus how she'll get another girl to take her place. And I think she uses the term "slave labor" indicating that she'll even come over and clean Wankus' house if this is deemed necessary. This I want to see. Lisa Ann scrubbing toilets. Especially in that Marilyn Monroe get up.

Lisa Ann's playing herself in Sinsations 4, the latest movie in the series from Nick Lambert's company, Dusk Till Dawn Entertainment, www.dusktilldawnentertainment.com about a mythical porn shoot and the chaos that erupts from it. I wonder if Lisa Ann's still banging Belladonna's brother Jason Sinclair and ask her about it. Jason Sechrest was trying to suck Sinclair's cock when Sinclair was on the air at KSEX not too long ago, Sinclair announcing that he and Lisa Ann were an item.

"Oh 1983," Lisa Ann laughs, referring to Sinclair. She gives all her fuck toys designated numbers to match their birth year.

"He's [Sinclair] on injured reserve," Lisa Ann says.

But I'm getting the distinct impression from talking to her that Sinclair was more or less cut from the roster. I'm hearing words like clingy. Also when Sinclair's name comes up, someone, not Lisa Ann, is telling me that Sinclair had a falling out with Axel Braun and that there's a matter of a missing $9,000. All of this of course is hearsay. Sinclair's also supposed to be shooting for Shane's World.

But from the sounds of it, Lisa Ann's not too broken up about Sinclair's being on injured reserve. These days, she's scoring more graduates than Mrs. Robinson. At any given time, Lisa Ann might have ten to twenty guys tucked in pantries around the country. I also get the impression she travels a lot. Which was the case of Michelle Maylene who spent maybe less than a day in Maui and got more distance out of it than a two-wood shot.

Maylene, who's apparently dating some soap star, was grousing because her side of the story http://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=17204 never got out there. Maylene feels she was made to sound like a cry baby when such was not the case.

When Lombard leans over to kiss her, Maylene tells him, "I love when you smell like cigarettes." Maylene's dyed her hair black and is talking about how Sascha and Jack Venice were giving her shit on the airplane all the way to Hawaii. Maylene said she was being compared to some girls in the business who are currently asking $2,000 for boy-girl scenes; and Maylene's being asked by them why, if she's one of Derek's favorites, is she getting considerably less. Maylene's also being told that maybe she's shot out, that's why.

"Pestering made me leave Paradise," Maylene explains, summing it up. "A lot of pestering, and pushing my buttons. That's what made me want to leave.

"It pretty much started on the plane," Maylene continues. "I knew it was going to be a trip from hell on the plane. Me and Taryn [Thomas] were sleeping. We're on separate sides of the plane and Jack and Sascha are running around and they got really drunk on the plane. They got so drunk that they were bothering everyone. They would come and wake us up after we fell asleep. They were causing so much noise that people on the plane wanted to have us arrested after we got on the ground at Maui. They were intoxicated on the plane. That was nice for us that we had to be scared about getting arrested."

Obviously they didn't get arrested, but Maylene said the nicest thing that Venice and Sascha did for her the whole time was help her with her bags at the airport.

"Basically they did lot of shit-talking and hurting my feelings," she went on to say. "They would make me feel bad about myself and my rate- just stupid stuff. Jack and Sascha were being jerks. At first Jack was being really cool because he understood that me and him were going to be there to do scenes together. He eventually gave into Sascha and started pestering me and Taryn. It was funny because Taryn was always on my side the whole time. She told them why don't you shut the fuck up and leave her alone. She kept saying that and I kept saying that. Just leave me alone- I really want to have a good trip."

Maylene got as far as the hotel but said the harassment continued the whole time in the lobby of the hotel.

"We were driving in a van to the hotel and they were pestering us there," she adds. "At the hotel it got even worse." Maylene describes the episode as verbal abuse.

"They were trying to hurt my feelings and make me look bad," she says. "They were doing everything and anything they could to press my buttons. It was like a sick game to them and they enjoyed it. And once I left, they went on to do it with Taryn and that wasn't nice. So that shows you right there they were doing it for the hell of it."

Maylene was able to book a return flight to LA 1 AM the following morning.

"It would take a lot of shit for me to want to leave Maui," she says. "For Christ sake it was a paid vacation from Shane's World. But I got to the point where I felt it wasn't going to get any better between all of us and they were going to keep at it. And they did with Taryn. Our job is an intimate job and you have to get along with the person that you're going to fuck or it shows in your scene. So I knew it would be better for me to leave. It was going to keep escalating and it wasn't going to get any better. So I booked my own flight."

Maylene called Derek to tell him what was going on and they agreed that she should relax and see how she felt later on.

"I did that but when I was relaxing and thinking about it, I know how Jack and I know how Sascha are," says Maylene. "They would have kept going because it was fun to them. I just knew that I didn't want to be stuck on the island with idiots. We're there to do a job and you can't be peaceful with me? It was cruel and very elementary school for them to be doing that. So I left. And Derek was upset of course. But Derek, of all people, knows how those two can be. I was the victim and people don't realize that. I'm the bad guy because I left, but I wouldn't have if it wasn't for those two."