Kurt Lockwood posts on the AVN blog: Here we go again...
I guess I'll post this here since a) with Ramone discussing HIS run-ins with the internet haters here it seems appropo b) all the stuff going around about me involves the AVN expo and awards show c) because I choose to highlight only the good of the industry on my personal website whereas it seems pretty open-season around here d) this messageboard is only seen by the few hundred that are interested in this b.s at all and therefore I don't have to waste my fans' time with all this.
What can I say? I'm laughing. Laughing so fucking hard at all this. The internet gossip assholes try so hard don't they? I've been loving reading all of the different variations of the stories going around, each one claiming to be the REAL story. ( Fuck yeah! "I am the anti-christ / I am an anarchist... Anarchy in the U.K., The Sex Pistols)
Everything you all have read about me has been blown wayyyy out of proportion and the spin has been put on over-time by various haters, wannabes, and hanger-ons desperate for attention and website hits for cheap-ass banner revenue. They're so broke and pathetic. (How's that Kia running Luke? Gene, how's life in that one bedroom apartment off Ventura you've been living in for years? You guys live like the rats you are. I make SIX FIGURES A YEAR being one of the busiest working guys in the business, I get PAID to fuck hot chicks EVERY DAY and to travel and shoot all over the world-Caribbean, New York, Vegas, etc.-so hate on THAT you worthless gasbags. All of you white trash gossip writers are all broke-ass failures as men, you should be ashamed of yourselves.)
As to all the amazing stories that you haters have been writing about me, all I have to say is this: consider the sources.All of these internet haters and wasted-life-penniless-bitch-gossip writers all have their own agendas to push and are trying to get their name out there. God knows what for, it's not like they make any fucking money at all with all this.Always remember before you judge that there' s always two sides to every story, sometimes even more.
At first I was considering writing a point for point retort but what for? For who? The only people who matter are the ones who sign my checks who by the way have been calling me off the hook til I'm nearly double-booked every...single...day for the rest of this month (Hustler, Private, Elegant Angel, DVSX, Acid Rain, Legend, 3rd Degree, Chaos, Shane's World, etc.) and and on into the next month already. Me and one of the directors I shoot for, Bobby Manilla, were just laughing about all this stupid b.s. on set today. So if the haters are trying to screw with my jobs, it's not working.
I guess I could respond to the b.s. For example, as far as Nicole drawing on my face on the official Sex-Z poster while we were both there to be paid and professional is just mindboggling. I mean, how immature can you get? Drawing on another person's face? Can't she just do her job, get paid and go home like everybody else? Why did she have to start shit? Yes, when the fan showed me what she had done (I never signed his poster either btw, that was b.s., too)
Yes, I took the poster over to her and asked her "Could you please NOT draw on my face? Thanks!" as sternly as I could but I NEVER cussed her or called her a name. (Put it this way, if my girlfriend had drawn on Voodoo's face, who wasn't even there much less breaking anything up, I'm sure they would've had something to say about it to us, too.) After that when Nicole grabbed me from behind, I just told her the matter was not worth discussing any further and to keep her fucking hands to herself and off of me. So would you. By the way, Bo, the company owner mis-quoted yesterday, called me to tell me about the lies being written (I don't ever read the gossip sites myself) and told me it was all b.s. and not to worry about it. He even asked if I wanted him to respond and I told him don't worry about it, let's just get on making our next big feature movie together. And that's what we're doing. End of story.
As for the rest? Yes, I forgot my hand-stamp and had to go back. But there was no security entanglement just me frustrated that they didn't stamp my hand the first time when I was clearly showing them my ID and I had to walk all the way back when I was loaded down with various bags and passes heading to the booth. (This is one I should've let go because the story is better than the truth, haha...)
And the last part. Yes, I "accidentally" spilled my drink on an internet gossip writer who has talked shit and lied about me all year long and even went so far as to steal my identity and post AS ME on different sites.
How retarded is he? This nobody puke is obsessed with me. He had it comin' and he knows it. (Tim Case I love you for that "thumbs-up" sign you gave me afterwards, you know how it went down.) But who gives a fuck? These internet dipshits are cowards.
I confronted another loudmouthed pussy, Skankus, who can't seem to stop obsessing and being jealous of me and wants to blab blab blab all about me even though he wasn't even there. Get a life you loser! Anyway, I confronted this fat-fuck coward last year and begged him to step outside. What did the coward do? He hid behind two girls . Then when I invited him to come down to the gym where me and Dick Delaware train cage fighting, I never heard from him. Pussy.
This year, this coward from Atlanta, who thought he'd get away with being a loudmouth hater because I would only see him once a year found out he was wrong. Again, I begged him to take it outside and he wouldn't even get up from his seat, Instead, this pussy threw a drink over his shoulder without even looking at me and he completely missed! What a yellow-bellied blow-hard! At that point it was obvious he was gonna do anything, just another chicken-shit turd like Skankus and I walked away.
Hey dirtbag South, you were really brave the way you did... absolutely... nothing, you fucking lying cowardly piece of shit. He didn't even stand up! Actually, you were smart because I was gonna happilly beat you to a fuckin' broken and bloody pulp mess with my fists, you were gonna need some serious hospitilization and corrective plastic surgery when I was done with you, I was gonna choke you out to within an inch of your useless life. I was gonna break your fuckin' neck. Believe it, bitch. In Texas Hold'em they call what you did a "good dodge."
Best thing you ever fuckin' did in your whole miserable life was staying in that seat, fat-ass. You can try to spin it however you want. You didn't do shit and you know it. I hope that eats at you like it does Skankus for the rest of your days, you ineffectual nothing. Yeah, get up fuckwad, I want you to...
Well, that's it. I'm through with these worthless fuck-ups. Write all you want about me, assholes, I'm crying all the way to the bank. Whatever you write doesn't matter one fucking bit. Hell, I may even do a strap-on movie to REALLY pi$$ you guy$ off. You idiots act like you are reporting me to the Mormon choir. Newsflash: these directors and company owners and in most cases the chix themselves are even more kinky than me! All they care about it is you show up with a good test, a hard cock, open angles, and a big pop. And that's the truth. Nobody cares what you dickheads think you are "exposing."
What are you gonna do when I'm still gonna work and fuck chicks even more than last year? When I'm making even more money than I did last year? When I'm directing more big features than I did last year? When I'm play bigger shows with my band, SEX CITY PUNX, than I did last year? What are you gonna do when there's nothing you can do about any of it? Not a damn thing. You conservative internet haters have no power here. So hate all you want. I'm still here. I'll still BE here, $till doing better than you. I hope that burns you haters to your bitter, whithered hearts. I hope that my existence and $ucce$$ sizzles on your lives like acid butter, fuckos. 'Coz it's never gonna stop.I'm laughing at you. And there's nothing you can do.
By the way, you wanna see something really pathetic? Check back in ten years on South, Skankus, McGowan, Don Houston, Luke Ford, Gene Ross, etc. The only thing more pathetic than broke assholes in their fifties eeking a pathetic living writing about gossip is broke ashholes in THEIR SIXTIES making even less writing about gossip.
I've come to realize that these assholes are just desperate losers, desperate to belong to our industry which they do not, desperate for recognition for which they have none, desperate for a purpose in their miserable lives which will never come.
In closing, I've made my point. These fools aren't worth the effort and when you call them on their b.s. they show their true natures and hide like the cockroaches that they are. It's too tiring to keep responding and I'm not going to do it anymore. I'm in this for the money and so should everybody else be and that's it and this b.s. doesn't make me or anybody any money except the gossip haters, so I'm done fighting (or at least trying to fight these cowards) and defending myself so that they can get website hits and sell a few more cheap ass banner ads which I haven't paid for since early 2005.
So, to all the internet haters, let me be loud and clear, I do not post on the web, I do not read the b.s., and I don't give a fuck. I hardly even update my own site anymore. But if I hear that one of you internet haters are talking shit about me or my girlfriend, and I see you, and I WILL see you..well, just ask Skankus and South what happens next. P.S. hater-bitches, my gun holds twelve in the clip and and one in the chamber and I'm 24/7. You can be my "Wonderland."
By the way, thanks for all the phone calls and e-mails of support I've gotten from my friends in this biz. I didn't even know any of this shit was being written. It's us true industry folk against the gossip pukes, and we gotta stick together.My directorial feature debut, "THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION PART 69: THE PORNO YEARS" drops on Feb.1. It rocks! (If you have VIDEOIPOD you can download it now at http://store.sexzpictures.com/detail/E9BB838A83B011DA8AE9/aff/sexz/product/55166)I will not be reading or responding to anything further on the web . So write your worst, get your meaningless cheap, no-money jollies, I don't give a fuck. I'll be either fucking or at the bank...Happy 2006 everybody!
posted on the paradisevisuals.com website: Fresh off the win for best classic DVD at the AVN Awards, Paradise Visuals is proud to announce a non-exclusive deal with porn star Felix Vicious. Felix starred in Paradise's first movie in nearly 12 years titled X Rated Heiress: The London Holton Story. The movie was directed by Christy Canyon.
"After looking at hundreds of girls we knew that Felix was the right choice to be the new face of Paradise Visuals. " revealed Jason Green, co-owner of Paradise Visuals.
Paradise Visuals has a long history of discovering stars. Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Nina Hartley, Amber Lynn and unfortunately Traci Lords were just a few of the Paradise stars who went on to become legends.
Paradise plans on using Felix in their upcoming advertising campaigns and shooting a line with her."With so many new girls getting in the business every day, the brand name porn star is becoming almost extinct, we believe Felix Vicious has what it takes to be a very popular star" Green added.
