I guess the Miami New Times won't be getting a screener.
from www.miaminewtimes.com - Are you ready to have a little piece of your soul destroyed? We warned you that a Golden Girls parody porn was in the works. Well, it's here, and it looks kind of horrendous. As part of New Sensations' triple-X parody lines, G=The Golden Girls: A XXX Milf Parody promises to, as the cover says, "travel down their pants and back again."
Like all Golden Girls parodies should, it tackles the iconic theme song first, but it's seemingly careful not to violate any copyrights. It begins, "I'm just so happy that you, there's so much of you inside of me. Every time your door unlocks, I'll be standing there with my big box."
Think that's bad? It gets worse. Take a look at the SFW trailer:
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/06/the_golden_girls_porn_parody_t.php