Porn Valley- One week they're playing the KSEX games. The next week they're playing BB King's Blues Club at the Universal City Walk. But that's how fortune is riding for The Nasty Boyz - porn's answer to The Blues Brothers. And from what Big Daddy McNasty [the one in the fedora] is telling me they might even be directing an R-rated style sex movie.
But first thing's first. If you want to catch the taping of this Sunday's show at BB King's you got to have your name on the guest list. To be on the list, call BIG BOB , at 818-349-6600 at Dane Productions, or toll free, 888-390-0767, both extension 1. The show starts at noon.
A couple of weeks ago The Nasty Boyz shot a pilot at Xotic Studios.
"We got an idea for an entertaining TV show," says Big Daddy. "It's kind of a cross between the Tonight Show and Saturday Night Live. We've got these little comedy skits and it's basically a panel show where the hosts are Big Daddy MacNasty and his wayward son, Nick Nasty. Actresses and producers talk about their new movies; they talk about their websites- and they end up getting extremely nasty."
According to Big Daddy, Annie Cruz put her fist up her ass during the taping of the show.
"She did that when she sucked her husband Jack Lawrence off," he says. "Then we had the Sodomizing Death Master who brought some of his girls in and he fucked them. And these other girls were doing each other all over the place, all over my desk- now I'm into tits and ass big time. Big Daddy Mac is an old school type of guy, 53 years old. He loves tits & ass. But my wayward son, Nick, he likes to suck on toes. So I'm grabbing these chicks from behind and doing them; and he's got their toes in his mouth. Then we also had a transsexual by the name of Vanity come on and show us her tits and her whacker. And that was pretty intense to say the least. Then we had our house band which is a speed metal band called Eating Alice. They played one of their songs and brought a bunch of their fans along. They were slam dancing all over the set."
The Boyz' agent is Gary Fox from Sierra Productions who is taking the pilot to HBO.
"Hopefully they'll be interested in signing a deal with us," says Big Daddy who described the original pilot as a big ol' free-for-all. Enter BB King's.
One of the guys in Eating Alice invited Big Daddy to BB King's where the band plays.
"As soon as we walked in, all of their fans saw us and started chanting, Nasty Boyz! Nasty Boyz!," says Big Daddy. "The band started playing a song and we were all slam dancing with the kids. After the show was over, we went outside to have a cigarette and the owner of BB King's came out and asked me to do a show at his club. I was telling him about the pilot we shot for HBO, and he wants us to shoot it again- only this time at his club. Here's the deal- it's going to be easier to sell the show, The Nasty Boyz Happy Hour live from Universal City at the BB King Blues Club. So we're re-doing the show. We got a lot more talent coming in. We're going to have a bunch of people show up and it's going to be crazy."
Among the Nasty Boyz' class acts will be Chester The Molester and His Anal Ring Toss Girls.
"It's going to be pretty crazy and more intense than the one we shot last week," concedes Big Daddy.
The edited version of the pilot runs somewhere around 45 minutes from four hours of footage.
"I got enough footage to make four X-rated movies out of that," says Big Daddy. The soft version is targeted for HBO.
"We're going to offer two versions of our show," Big Daddy goes on to say. "We're going to shoot an extremely hardcore show and edit a soft version for HBO. The hardcore version you'll be able to see on The Nasty Boyz which is going to be our Internet site. People will be able to watch the show on HBO, then click on our site and join as a member and watch the hard version online."
Big Daddy says plans also call for acquiring a black 1968 Lincoln stretch limo with a Continental kit in the back.
"I want that to be the Nasty car."
