Porn Valley- The Nasty Boyz- Big Daddy Mac Nasty and Nick Nasty were guests on KSEX’s The Wanker Show Monday night. Big Daddy, a lookalike for Dennis Hopper in sunglasses, is the spokesman for the duo. Also on the show was Tia Brodie and Sophie Dee, two women from the UK.

Wankus said he’s heard a lot of things about how great the Nasty Boyz are.

“But I haven’t seen anything you’re done.”

“We’re ridiculous, we’re silly and we’re extremely nasty,” said Big Daddy who explained that they’re adult film producers. Big Daddy also bragged that at 53 with the gray hair to prove it, he doesn’t need the blue pill.

“We make adult entertainment for the next generation,” Nick added. Wankus hastened to point out that they’re modeling themselves after a former generation, [The Blues Brothers] as well. Big Daddy mentioned that they’re also putting together a television show.

“It’s a pilot that we’re selling to an undisclosed cable location,” he said. The show is called The Nasty Boyz Happy Hour described as a variety-entertainment show.

“We have this insane speed metal band called Eating Alice,” Big Daddy added. “That’s going to be our house band. We saw them Saturday night down at a club in Tujunga.”

“It’s going to be a cross between Johnny Carson and SNL,” he added. Because the Nasty Boyz supposedly have serious psychological issues, one of the skits will include a segment with “Dr.” Tia Brodie, a psychoanal-yst. Dee will also serve in the capacity as the naughty weather girl.

Wankus wondered if Dee will report on Category 3’s going on in her wet crotch. Dee said she’ll also whip her tits out if needs be.

According to Big Daddy, the pilot for the show is being shot next week and if Eating Alice’s groupies just showed up, they’d have a full house.

“We’d have an instant audience, screaming and bashing in the nosh pit.” Big Daddy sees the show being aimed for HBO.

“We had planned on shooting this pilot in two month’s time, but we recently had a meeting with this guy, Gary Fox of Sierra Productions. He said we got to do it now, He’s going to New York in three weeks and wants to take the pilot. We’re all adlibbing, we’re all having a lot of fun and we’re all being extremely nasty. I’ve been in this town for 30 years. I think it’s time to do something.” Big Daddy said fans could find their movies on www.valhallasky.com

Wankus observed that the Nasty Boyz came to the KSEX Games and got recruited as captains for Devil’s Film. Big Daddy said it was an honor.

“It was an honor to have you bring them into last place,” laughed Wankus.

“We had this one girl from the Czech Republic,” Big Daddy explained. “When it came time to do the football…”

“She was looking for a hockey stick,” Wankus interjected. Big Daddy said she had no clue what the rules were. Wankus said the way the girls were playing the game it was more like rugby.

“Rugby on acid,” added Big Daddy. Wankus said he was all down with rugby. It was soccer where the perverted coach has his balls hanging down the bottom of his shorts.

“Either that or it’s the little skinny Mexican who’s a fuckin’ homo. It takes a strong athlete to be a soccer player but let’s be honest they all suck each other’s cock in the locker room. Let’s just get down to the bottom of it.” In general, Wankus said most of the girls at the KSEX Games looked hot although there were some who shouldn’t have worn those outfits.

Big Daddy was astounded at the amount of work that went into putting the Games together.

“How in the world one human being could coordinate all of those crazy people- how in the world you pulled it off and on time.” Wankus said to be fair there was a phenomenal crew working together to get the event moving. But, being frank, Wankus said it’s a pain in the ass.

“Everyone had a good time at the games except me- I always hate it. You see me around two o’clock in the afternoon, people are like, what’s a matter? I’m fuckin’ pissed.”

Asked if there was anything she wanted to promote, Sophie Dee said she fucked Lexington Steele the other day.

“Do me a favor and fuck me first before you do those kinds of things and then fuck the big black dick,” Wankus suggested.

“He was BIG,” Sophie laughed. “I took Mandingo all the way but he [Steele] was a lot bigger.” Wankus said, no way, that Mandingo’s bigger than Lex. Then he asked Sophie if she got a pain like she needed to take a dump.

“Kind of yeah,” she laughed indicating that the movie was for Mercenary Pictures.

Karma Storm was also on the show, and Wankus said she represented Dane Productions in the Games. Storm explained that she was disqualified in one event but had to do double-time in the wrestling event. Wankus explained that because her team was in last place they had to do more to get up in the standings.

“But I know a lot of girls who were happy they didn’t have to face you.” Wankus observed Storm having the kind of legs that would break your neck; and the nice thing about her being a darker skinned black girl is the fact that his cum would stand out on her.

“It says look what I did- nice, really nice.” Storm said she had a movie coming out with Dane and was going to be on the Nasty Boyz show frisking everybody in a security capacity.