Porn Valley- Nicki Hunter is shooting a scene for Tom Zupko. Maybe not on a Hallmark card, but you’ll find it in the new Sin City movie Ass-ylum which Zupko’s directing for the company. Because Hunter’s first going to bathe in the soft light of milk and rose petals. Then she’s going to get fucked in the ass by her husband Josh, Zupko going for the romantic angle which is like Hannibal Lechter going for the vegetarian angle.

“Dude, you don’t deserve that,” Zupko’s telling Josh, Sunday afternoon, busting his balls. Except Josh has had his balls busted already by experts. He tells Zupko that there’s an actual waiting list of guys wanting him to die so they can get at Hunter.

Zupko goes on to recount all the great tragedies of Western Civilization and puts the fact that Josh is married to Hunter at the top of them. Being that there’s only one scene to shoot, Zupko has broadened his repertoire for the day to include an eclectic fashion statement. Bowling shirt by Kid Vegas. Boots featuring shooting orange flames such as the ones fancied by Rob Black during the XPW wrestling days. And bling better left to the urban devices of Brian Pumper.