Porn Girls Who Are in the Wrong Business

Another illuminating thread has begun on www.xxxporntalk.com:

> Guapo posts on www.xxxporntalk.com:Who are the porn girls you think are in the wrong business because their looks ruin an otherwise good dvd. Hoes That break the stroke cycle in my book:

To name just a few. kelly fucking wells - More like Kelly fucking pale; Mia Banng - Mia Danng gurl you ugly; Nikki hillton - looking more and more like rikki Rocket

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> Da Burglar posts on www.xxxporntalk.com: Guapo makes a great point, one that consistently rears its "ugly" head, particularly around convention time. The truism that most chicks appearing on film look significantly different (worse?) up close in real life has been well established, and when questions arise regarding their aesthetic integrity like THE MAN GUAPO raises here regarding these particular female specimens, well, that may not bode well for the chick's "long" short term porn career.

HOWEVER...let's be fair, and analytical. I recently posted in the cage about a type of "validation" taking place in the minds of porn chicks when they appear on film, that their sex appeal is verified by the actual scenes they perform, and more importantly by the fact that guys all over the world are pulling their puds watching the chick do what she does on screen. You hear that all the time, that most chicks in porn express some kind of pleasure in knowing that complete strangers (many of whom look like physical freak shows such as AC Cream, Sal McVey or even myself) are forsaking all other activity for a few minutes at a time animating their one eyed meat puppet and ejaculating all over the keyboard. It instills in the girl a type of synthetic self esteem that she is able to indirectly provide men with orgasmic bliss, and it lasts until the next time she is ignored or told by someone (probably a male she is romantically interested) in real life that her appearance is flawed for some reason...It is cruel, it is harsh, but it is reality. PORN IS FULL OF FLAWED beauties, the difference is that some flaws are more dramatic or noticeable than others...

Guapo mentions Kelly Wells....I had a chance to meet Kelly Wells briefly at AEE...she did not jump in my lap, we just shook hands and she had absolutely no fucking idea who I was. In person, she looked about the same as I remember seeing her on screen or in pictures, with no trace of any Al Pacino-esque facial hair whatsoever. In fact, Kelly was reasonably attractive in my opinion, her apparent imperfections not detracting from what I would call her "inherent sex appeal" that is present in most females that are not OBESE or hideously scarred/flawed because of disease/trauma/thalidomide. "INHERENT FEMALE SEX APPEAL" is defined by Da Burglar as that principle which states: "NO FEMALE IS COMPLETELY UGLY WITH YOUR DICK IN HER MOUTH, OR DURING THAT FINAL 60 SECONDS OF SEXUAL PLEASURE LEADING UP TO YOUR BLASTING A WAD IN / ON HER...more or less..."

All chicks will readily point out what they themselves think are their flaws, but they actually dont like to hear others affirm what they say about themselves...a chick wants you to disagree with her when she says she is "fat" or "looks like shit"...I dont know what Kelly would say is her own flaws, perhaps her wide "bug eyes" or her complexion, but the girl is not yet even 21 so skin issues are still in a period of resolution.

All my favorite chicks have something that might be called a "flaw" but in my opinion actually enhance their sex appeal and make them "REAL". Gia Jordan once referred to herself as "Stick with Booty" making reference to her seeming ly disporportionate ass (which I think is perfect); Christie Lee might think she is too short (which is not the case, Christie's appeal is in large part due to her height), as would Gen Padova; Luke made the oft mentioned comment that Hailey Young seems too skinny, but again I disagree, Hailey wouldn't be Hailey if not for her thinness. And so on and so on...

Besides, watching Kelly Wells gulp down large vessels filled with male reproductive fluids, such as her scenes in AGSOI or NCDA #6, forces you to NOT notice any apparent physical flaws...Yes, Porn is a great equalizer, average girls can become sex goddesses, and male physical freaks can fuck them vicariously through the fantasy facilitated by porn scenes.

Hey Guapo, what do you think of my saying to Judge Judy that I secretly have fantasized about her wearing a face full of my semen when we appear during taping on her show? You fucking know I will do it...dude, I want to "validate" her sexuality, to show that underneath her facial scowls and judicial robe she is a fucking cum craving slut just like any woman in the latter part of her life...Yes, Da Burglar intends to seduce Judge Judy, and I believe I have a great chance to succeed. Keep me posted on the Date Guapo, I am stoked...

> faceblaster posts on XPT: Boy, talk about different strokes for different folks. I find Kelly Wells to be pretty as hell. Her eyes have that evil twinkle that screams,"I'm crazy as hell, and I will hurt you if you don't fuck me right." I know she does not follow any of these boards and does not watch her scenes or much porn in general. She just likes to show up and fuck hard. Do you dislike Charlotte Stokely for her pale skin too? Both of these girls have pretty faces and are horny and sexy onscreen.

The girls I feel should not be in the business are the fake-tittie stripper chick pole-dancers who are only in it to get a few boxcovers and raise their feature dancing rates. Some of these girls show up on set and spend way too much time and energy bragging about themselves and their looks. Then when the scene starts, they are lame fucks and they're protecting their makeup and looking around for a mirror during the damn scene. Tiffany Taylor comes to mind, but there are many others who are better examples...

> Guapo responds: NIGGA PLEASE!

Yes i did once find charlotte stokley fine. Fine untill i saw the ho put on someone elses solied underware on in New Trix #3 BTS. I cant jack my shit to a ho so filthy that she puts on another womans shit/ period infested draws on. I like filthy hoes as much as the next man but that bitch took filthy to a whole notha leval with that shit.

It has nothing to do with the fact that Kelly Fucking Wells is pale. Its the fact shes ugly as a mofo. Shes straight looking like mufucking Carlos Brigante in Carlitos way! In this life though shes in Guapos way, Guapos way of keeping a dvd strokeworthy from start to finish.

>TeriJoSnortsCoke posts: Kelly Wells was hands down the best performer of 2005...nobody could touch her intensity...looks are way overated...and she is in no way bad looking at all, not by any means...watch her in "2 hot to handle 2"...her scene with Mia Bangg is off the hook...and whats wrong with being pale???...I dont wanna see super models doing porn...I wanna see the slut who's working at the Wal-Mart check out doing porn...because I have a realistic chance at getting her...not some souped up,made up,pimped out fuck hole...thats fake as fuck...I want real looking girls doing insane shit...any girl that does the things that Kelly Wells does on film, is a superstar in my book, and when it comes down to it...my book is all that matters.