Porn Valley- Quasarman swears in today to become a citizen of the United States. With his right hand raised in oath and his left hand on a bible, unfortunately there's no room for a Bacardi bottle. But when there was, Quasarman was a guest on Jason Sechrest's, www.jasoncurious.com Young & The Curious Show two weeks ago on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com after he had finished his own Distorted Reality Show.

Jason described it similar to a moment on the old Judy Garland show when Ethel Merman was shooting next door and came in. Jason, however, made a point of noting that he was gay while Quasarman was not. Jason confessed lust for the flowbie hair-styled director but Quasarman said a lot of people tend to get over that. Passing him all but love letters during the show, Jason said he's been lusting to suck Quasarman's cock. "Just once, you can't close your eyes and pretend it's Jezebel [Bond?] Bond was also on the show.

Quasarman said if circumstances were that he and Sechrest were both arrested and incarcerated at the same time, the situation might change. "In prison you toss a man's salad with syrup and anal hair." But Quasarman was less sure if that would actually happen. "It's hard to say."

Since he opened the door to that line of questioning, Quasarman was asked if he ever had his ass licked. Quasarman said no but it reminded him of a "heterosexual" porn movie he worked on year's ago Jurasslick Park. Otherwise, he said he was pretty vanilla in that situation. "I've been married for a long time." Quasarman said he provides the consumer with what they want but if spontaneous ass licking occurs on the set, so be it.

Jason wanted to know the extent that Quasarman was hung, a question that made Quasarman decidely uncomfortable. Jason then urged Quasarman to flex certain parts of his anatomy that reside above his waist line. "Oh my God, you have the most beautiful arms I've ever seen in my life," Jason gushed when Quasarman obliged. Quasaman said he's been told that because if his relative hairlessness he has certain appeal to gay men. Jason pursued that line of questioning stating he always envisioned Quasarman has having a hairy chest. When Quasarman said no, Jason then voiced curiosity about the state of Quasarman's ass crack. "Do you have any hair pm your ass crack whatsover?"

Quasarman said you'd have to ask his wife. Jason assumed that Quasarman cleaned his ass and would probably know. Jason asked Quasarman if he ever had someone want him as much as Jason obviously did. Quasarman replied that he was flattered when anyone voiced a curiosity about his genitalia. Quasarman started bringing up his wife, Lisa, and Jason cut him off at the pass. "I don't want to hear about your wife!"

Quasarman said he married the woman who was curious about his genitals. Jason said that was very painful for him to hear. Quasarman noted that there was movie out called Quasarman. "It is a gay movie. There is a Latin man who is quite hairy." Jason aid he'd like to spit in Quasarman's face but the moisture left his body from the tears he shed when he thinks about the fact he can't blow him. "I also lament that this is true," Quasarman agreed. "But I have to reassert that I'm married and not gay."

Making favorable comments about Kurt Lockwood's and Nick Manning's testicles, Jason inquired whether Quasarman had low-hanging nuts. Stammering, Quasarman said he was not at liberty to discuss his testicles and that his perception of Manning and Lockwood were that they were in love with themselves. "Possibly- I'm just kidding." Jason suggested that Quasarman might be a gay man living in a straight man's body. "I could be in denial or I could just not be gay," Quasarman said. "But I would say not gay."

Quasarman admitted that he didn't always like who he is. "I work in an industry that is not entirely ethical. I occasionally have something happen in front of my camera that I'm not entirely comfortable with. But at no time do I ay, maybe I'd like to suck a dick. It hasn't happened. That's all I'm saying." Quasarman then predicted that something horrible was going to happen when Gene Ross transcribes the program. "I'm going to have to change my name and go into a different line of work."

Jason then asked if he dropped small, medium or large loads. Quasarman replied that he'd have to, tastefully, decline to answer. Noting that Quasarman seemed to have a difficulty talking about sex, Jason asked, were he a woman, would the circumstances be different. Quasarman admitted that he'd be uncomfortable but maybe not as uncomfortable as he was at that moment. Bond then asked if he was a small, medium or large. "The whole marriage thing keeps me from ejaculating in any reasonable intervals so I build it up."

Jason tehn remarked on Quasarman's hair stating that it was so perfect. Quasarman said that's because he used a flowbie. Quasarman then steered the conversation to the Stanley Cup finals and said he was going to talk like a hockey player because "there are no gay hockey players."

Jason said he sucked off three of them and Quasarman, said he was going to stop talking like a hockey player.

Jason said he'd like to meet Mrs Quasarman and asked if she was in porn. Quasarman said she wasn't but is fine with what he does . "She edits for me. She's probably working on Ass Cleavage Volume 4. Not as prestigious as Disney but we've got to pay the bills."

Offering a tour of his tattoos, Quasarman mentioned that he doesn't have any either on his genitalia or buttocks.

"Do you know who Tyce Bune is?" Quasarman asked. "He's a very old man who still makes porn movies. He has a tattoo right beside his cock. I'm thinking to myself is there anything wrong with that? Straight men, who are dropping your pants..." Jason suggested that Bune, on a day to day basis, is probably dropping his pants in front of a lot of guys.

Quasarman said he'd feel strange dropping his pants to get a tattoo. Jason suggested repression on his part. Quasarman said that's a word more descriptive of the Soviet Empire in a transition from the Seventies to the Eighties.

Jason said he was going home to jerk off to thoughts of Quasarman. Quasarman said he was going home to drink until he vomited in his sleep.