Porn Valley- Last week was the official opening of Rob Spallone's agency, Star World Modeling, www.starworldmodeling.com. And Spallone's pet "dinosaur" - which he got as a birthday present- was on hand to take the first shit.

Spallone's saying Friday afternoon was like the old days at World Modeling, figuring maybe he had 20 girls running around the place. He's telling this story and, Spallone, as always, has a few people in his office Monday afternoon as audience. One is porn director Mark Kismet. Another guy is a screenwriter- mainstream- but I don't catch his name. He's taking a lot of notes. He's asking me a couple of questions and I figure this has got something to do with Spallone.

Spallone's telling the screenwriter guy the two biggest things out there right now are MILFS and guys getting fucked in the ass by girls. You could see where this would have a mainstream angle.

Spallone is also explaining how he signed this new girl- Jade. I meet her later and Jade reminds you a lot of Vanessa Lane. Same kind of face. Built the same way with lean muscle, everything. Besides the fact that Spallone's pet dinosaur took several dumps on his desk when he let it out of its tank, Spallone goes on to say how this guy Antonio calls him the day before.

Antonio wants to bring in a couple of girls but winds up introducing Jade and her boyfriend. Antonio is saying he's an agent, supposedly got TT Boy started, etc., so Spallone's telling him, yeah, he's also an agent so under these circumstances as a producer he can shoot Jade for a couple of scenes this week.

"So we exchange cards," says Spallone finding out later Antonio's name is really Vinny. Except now, Jade and her boyfriend come back to Spallone's office later Friday. They stay a couple more hours and are insisting that Spallone rep them. So Spallone at this juncture is thinking to himself what to do. He goes to Antonio's site but there's no pictures of Jade up there.

If there's any possession is nine-tenths of the law technicalities involved here, they're answered by the fact that Spallone's now got Jade lined up for a couple of go-sees- one with Anabolic; one with Jim Powers. Then he's off to buy her some lingerie.

"These new girls can't afford that shit," he says.