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The Seka Mathematical Institute award winner is XXXChurch.com’s Craig Gross.
This week Gross wrote that his website averages between 200,000 and 400,000 visitors a month. That’s a pretty good amount of visitors. His site also has an Alexa ranking of around 74,000: again, that’s pretty impressive.
AdultFYI has an Alexa ranking of around 11,000 and AdultCyberMart’s ranking is around 60,000. So using Gross’ Seka math, I would like to thank the between 500,000 and 2.6 million visitors to the two websites. Who’d have guessed?
Are Gross’ stats bullshit? Yeah, I’d say so.
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The VooDoo Bigalow Hollywood Gigolo award goes to Alex Torres, aka Voodoo the porn star.
Ah, how could we forget last October’s attempt by Torres to garner some PR when as a part-time parachute jump instructor he videotaped himself and some babe having sex as they descended from the heavens?
This week Torres was appearing on The Jim Richards show on Newstalk 1010 in Toronto when he dropped this little gem: when Richards asked Torres for suggestions as to what questions he should dole out to Michael Lohan during an impending interview, the porn star said: ‘Ask him if he knows about that night I had with his daughter [Lindsay] while he was sleeping upstairs.’
Torres went on to say, ‘Many of these Hollywood celebrities pay me a high price dollar to come and satisfy them.’
When asked to comment about this revelation, Michael Lohan said that Torres is both a dirtball and delusional moron. Then he went on to say, "If I ever caught a guy having sex with my daughter in my house I’d be in jail the rest of my life, especially a dirtball porn star."
At this point I’m trying to figure out who’s the bigger dirtball and moron, Torres or Michael Lohan. But the real question is did Torres shag Lindsay for pay? Knowing how screwed up she is, yeah, I’d buy his story, why not?
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The 15 Yard Penalty for Being Stupid award goes to New England Patriots TE and resident blockhead, Rob Gronkowski.
It was quite a football season for ‘Gronk’, as he is affectionately referred to. His first screw up was being photographed shirtless with everyone’s favorite porn star BiBi Jones while she was wearing his football jersey. Then after the Super Bowl loss to the Giants in which ‘Gronk’ hobbled around with a bum ankle, afterwards he was seen dancing and having a grand old time at a party just hours after the game.
Then comes news this week that while on vacation in Aruba, ‘Gronk’ was once again photographed partying only this time it was with two 16 year old girls. Unfortunately for ‘Gronk’ one of them likes to Twitter.
She Twittered the following to one of her friends: I just hooked up with gronks brother and [my friend] hookedup with gronk ….. life complete
When someone replied, “no fucking way,” she said this: yuppppppp we got proof.
Sure, I understand the term ‘hook up’ to young people today is different than say 25 years ago. Now that phrase could just mean hanging out with someone. But to people my and the commissioner of the NFL’s age, ‘hooking up’ means having sex.
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The Hummana Hummana Hummana award goes to XRCO’s Dirty Bob Krotts.
Mike South wrote this week: ‘A few weeks back I was contacted by my friend Dirty Bob, who told me that I was going to be inducted into the XRCO Hall of Fame if I would accept the induction in person on April 12 at the awards.’
Okay, that news alone sent me scurrying for aspirin and a vomit bucket, but South continues: ‘Good thing I didn't go, because I would have walked out had I gotten there and learned what I learned today.
XRCO has sold it's soul and probably for a mere pittance. The show is being sponsored by .XXX.’
South tore into XRCO and Dirty Bob like a gator tearing into a baldheaded and bearded possum. [Sorry, I watched Swamp People the other night.]
Later in the week, Dirty Bob feigning ignorance, started retreating for cover faster than the French army.
Dirty Bob wrote: ‘We decided this wasn't a sell-out; I believe that it is the other way around as they are helping to sponsor us and we are not sponsoring them. Every time you turn around you see their name and ad anyway.
"All I can say in my defense is that it never would have happened if enough sponsors had stepped up early enough. As it is right now I still don't have quite enough to cover everything but there is one last sponsor committed which should get us near the break even point.
"The XRCO has a reputation of being totally 100% non-political and honest. And it is! Whoever the members pick as noms and winners is exactly who is nominated and who wins. Sponsorships have absolutely NO EFFECT on the outcome! This being said, anyone who helps to sponsor the XRCO Awards Show has no effect on the outcome - especially a company who doesn't even make adult DVDs!
"I hope the industry and our other current sponsors understand that this should have no bearing on the outcome of the awards. If I upset anyone, I am sorry; it was not intentional!’
Ah, yes the ‘Everyone Else is Doing It’ defense. Very nicely played, but chicken shit nonetheless.
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