Porn Valley- Featuring brown hair in a Dorothy Hamill 'do, Bisexual Britni was a guest on The Wanker Show Wednesday night. Among her announcements, Britni said that AMA of which her "husband" Dennis Ormond was a partner, was becoming Pink Kitty www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=13924 and that Skeeter Kerkove would be directing for them. Wankus got Skeeter on the line later in the evening and Skeeter, a couple of beers to the good, gave him a rundown of one of his chicken recipes.
That aside, Wankus couldn't get over Britni's new look.
"Obviously you're not puking out your cereal in the morning," Wankus laughed. "Your body's healthy-looking. Last time I saw you, you were so skinny. You look proportioned and beautiful."
Britni hastened to remind that the last time she was on the show was with Max Hardcore and Max likes to weigh his women in ounces. Wankus said he meant all his remarks as compliments that Britni was too skinny before.
"You had that bleach blond hair and because you have a very white body, you looked like a ghost. You were hard to see," he told her. Britni was of the opinion, too, that the blond hair washed her face out. Wankus though Britni looked like someone who could be working in an office as a legal secretary.
Wankus said it was two years since Britni's been on KSEX, the last time being when she pissed all over a retarded girl. Wankus quoted Max as saying he found the girl at a bus stop.
"You and Catalina were destroying her," Wankus recalled, noting that he kept telling the retarded girl to say this was all okay with her.
"Some of the best moments on KSEX have included Bisexual Britni- I'll be honest with you," Wankus added. Wankus recalled another time when Max walked off the show. That's when Britni was talking about fucking her mother.
"And you were talking about how young you would go if it was legal. Max Hardcore walked out of the building." Britni recalled that Max wasn't so much bothered by the fact of Britni fucking her mother as being in a room where the conversation got around to underage kids. Wankus remembered Britni being on the phone talking about 10 year-olds. That's when Max left.
"I was surprised that he was sensitive about it," Britni said. With her being over 18, Britni said the youngest girls she had was 15. The youngest guy is 21. Britni said younger guys tend to be hyper but she's been getting into young guys lately.
"I've moved from the older guy thing to the younger guy thing," she explained. "I have an older guy per se that I'm with. So I kind of look around for little boys now." The youngest boy she'd entertain now is 15, she said. Any younger than that, their cocks wouldn't be big enough for her.
Technically, Britni has kids, two boys, via a relationship with Dennis Ormond.
"They call me Mo-Mo," Britno laughed. Like the gangster, Wankus said. Britni said that's from Get Shorty but the reason that came about is because Ormond calls her Gizmo. In the relationship, Britni also has a wife whose name is Pepper. On the birds and bees issue, Britni said if the kids came to her and said they wanted to have sex, she'd tell them they better know what it's about along with the implications and what protections needed to be used.
"By 12 I'm pretty positive they're going to," she said. Co-host Michelle Lay quickly pointed out that teachers are going to jail for having sex with 12 year-olds. Wankus said he didn't agree with that whole issue of teachers being imprisoned. For her part, Britni said she was fine with a 12 year-old. The kid was the one that had to worry.
"As long as I feel he has some concept of the social ramifications," she said. Wankus wondered how many 12 year-olds had that concept. Britni said there are 45 year-olds who don't. Wankus said he was raped at the age of 13 and was too peer-pressured to turn the girl down.
"I was talking so much shit I had to back it up- 30 seconds later I got laid. The point is I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. She had to tell me where to put it."
With a husband and a wife, Britni's lifestyle is different from the norm, so Wankus asked her to explain how it worked.
"Is it legal? Is that what you call each other?" Someone from the chatroom asked if Britni converted to Kabbalah because she sounded smart, now.
"She' always been smart," Wankus replied. "We even tested her skills one time on the show. She is not an idiot."
Britni's answer was that she and Pepper are both Dennis' wives.
"We are married and have a family, but it's not recognized because there's a lot of ignorant people who can't get their heads out of their ass," she said. "But we are together wife and wife."
Pepper noted that she's been together with Ormond for 13 years and with Britni for seven. "Dennis was with me and I met Britni. I met her online. It was Britni and I for a few months at first."
When she first met Ormond, Britni said he wasn't paying any attention to her.
"I'd get naked in front of him and he'd go, no, honey, you can just change in here. At first I thought he must be gay or something was wrong with him. Finally I started hitting on him really heavily. We had a water gun fight in the hot tub. I wasn't trying to get any cheap feels. It wasn't typical. He wasn't trying to feel me up. We were wrestling." Later on in the evening Ormond asked her what she was thinking.
"I'm thinking I'd like to fuck you," she told him.
Asked if she had discussed this contingency beforehand with Pepper, Britni said she hadn't but knew they had a previous relationship with another girl that lasted five years. But Pepper didn't have an idea that Britni would be so bold. However, before Ormond fucked Britni the first time, he had to talk it over with Pepper. Pepper said other girls have been brought into the equation but if one party says no, it goes all the way around the board. Wankus pointed out that Britni left the relationship for awhile. Britni said it was for a short time.
"It became a little drama-thing there for a minute," said Wankus. Pepper said it was a matter of Britni being there one day, then she was gone. Three weeks later she was back. Britni explained that she got pissed off because Ormond didn't want her smoking.
"It was some silly shit like that- I was, like, fuck you. I left from work where I was stripping at and took off." Britni was glad it happened because it gave them all an opportunity to work out things. Consequently, she has a lot more freedom. According to Pepper, her 4 year-old boys know who's who in the relationship.
"It's not like we go around having sex in front of them," Pepper said. "We don't shelter them as much as a normal family would. Britni walks around naked. I walk around naked. We have girlfriends over." Wankus suspected that might be fine with them but it could also be something used against them at some point.
"If you have to hide it from your children then you yourself shouldn't be doing it to begin with," Pepper replied, noting that she's not saying have sex in front of your children. Britni also emphasized that they don't do anything sexual in front of the children.
Wankus remembered a clip that Britni sent of her masturbating in a park full of kids.
"The kids weren't in frame," he added. "But you could hear them in the background." Britni didn't think so, but Wankus begged to differ.
"You were on a kid's swing set, playing with yourself," he told her. Britni said it was impossible that she wouldn't have done it in front of kids but frankly didn't remember the incident.
Wankus brought up the fact that Britni had a relationship with her mother and asked Pepper how she reacted to learning that.
"Kind of a little odd," Pepper said. Britni thought it was a stupid topic, and Wankus remembered a time when Britni was banging her mother in a hot tub at Ormond's house.
"You called me from the hot tub," he reminded Britni. "Your mom was on the phone cumming or moaning." Pepper was asked if she ever slept with Britni's mother or would she.
"Probably not," Peper said, commenting that Britni's mother looks like Pepper's sister. But Pepper said she wouldn't have problems if Dennis had sex with Britni's mother. Britni admitted that Ormond has been with her and her mother.Asked how she and her mother got it on, Britni said she found that she was in porn.
"We just joked about it. One day she got drunk."
Apparently Ormond egged on Britni and her mother to kiss. Pepper also suspected that Britni's mother had a crush on Dennis. Britni said she was thinking to herself is making out with her mother going to feel weird.
"No, it feels like you're kissing anybody else," she said, answering her own question. "Am I really weird because this doesn't feel weird?" Britni described her relationship with her mother as "motherly," not as being girlfriends. Asked how many times they got together, Britni would put it in the low teens. Britni also described her mother as being an attention whore, like herself. Another time they did it in front of a bunch of guys proved as much.
"Then she went a little farther. After that we were pretty much comfortable playing with each other."
Wankus asked if she ever put her face in her mother's pussy and thought, wow, twenty tears ago I was flying out of here.
"Pretty much," said Britni.
