Porn Valley- Thunder. Boom. Clap. It was a dark and stormy afternoon as Skeeter Kerkove, www.bkmax.com emerged from his bathroom, his face twisted kind of like the butler who did it in one of those old black & white haunted house movies. Like Boris Karloff in The Old Dark House. Scary. Skeeter - very scary.
"A cocksucking heathen has disrespected me!" Skeeter intones loud enough for the thunder gods in Sun Valley to hear. Skeeter's not amused. Apparently someone's pissed all over his bathroom floor and left the piss for the next person to clean up. Skeeter's cleaning it up. He grabs cleaning products and paper towels, dying to know who pissed on his floor. Skeeter's amazing. He can run a porn shoot and the U.S. Department of Health at the same time.
There's a strong suspicion of who did it but nobody's talking. The culprit has already left the premises.
