Porn Valley- Tony Batman's saying that his co-host Candy Manson had to fly out of town unexpectedly. "Unexpectedly" in this context always has a real cheese it the cops flavor to it. But that's probably not it. Although Batman claims Manson couldn't tell him the whys of her departure.
Later in the show, Batman would be telling a story about how the cops, in riot gear, raided Stormy Daniels' Operation Desert Stormy set near Santa Clarita, thinking there was live Taliban firing AK-47's.
Batman's doing his Wednesday night show on PrimeTimeUncensored, www.primetimeuncensored.com. Filling in for Manson is Batman's ex, Regan Anthony. But there's no fist fights, subpoenas or any Alec Baldwin voice mails in evidence.
Batman, taking conversational position in a black leather armchair across from Anthony, goes on with his story. It's about how he's this stalkerazzi on Daniels' movie. Batman's claiming he was booted off, yadda, yadda; how Wicked runs exclusive sets, has tight security, yadda, yadda. Certainly a nice yarn if you're buying it, but more likely an elaborate spin on the simple fact Batman's a part of this shoot - in a conspiratorial way- running about like this Clouseau character for scoops. At least that's the impression he gives you.
"I'm an irritating fucker," Batman assesses.
"I've heard that said," quips Anthony.
"It's funny- it's hilarious," Batman goes on to say about how Daniels' movie is shaping up so far. Except his pitch doesn't sound like somebody who's been getting the bum's rush. Batman's saying the movie has everything- Steven St. Croix, camels, goats and dwarves and that one of them- from The Mind of Mencia- was jumping around in a Taliban outfit, doing stunts.
"Those little people are strong," Batman laughs. He goes on to describe the movie as a catchall for every spy film gag of the last ten years.
In the course of the show, Batman has a guest on named Downtown Willie. Great name for a pool player, but Willie designs fetish furniture and other decorative accoutrements for your private home dungeon. Willie's this rockabilly looking cat with a Fifties pompadour, a drawl and a fairly modest demeanor.
Willie also builds custom cars [he'll put a Tiki lounge in your front seat if you like] and has clientele like Nicholas Cage and Brat Pitt. Batman asks Willie if he's got famous names, as well, buying this fetish stuff on the sly.
Willie's not saying other than to comment, "If it weren't for the Catholics, I'd be out of business."
Batman asks Anthony what she's been up to. Regan says she's been taking it up the ass quite a lot. You don't get the impression she's talking about lawyers, however. Anthony reports that she's with Gold Star Modeling now and loves ass sex so much she volunteers for it at every opportunity. Batman gives her a you-couldn't-have-done-this-when-we-were-married? look.
Anthony goes on to say that she attended the Operation Desert Stormy casting call but didn't get a part.
Commenting on Willie's fetish designs, another guest of the evening - Pleasure Production's contract girl Tera Wray - said she loves to be tied up. From the sway of her conversation, though, Wray sounds like she'd be up for a nuclear device going off in her ass.
"I'm pretty much game for anything," says Wray, 18, with a degree of conviction both frightening and astounding. She's very open and unaffected.
From Kentucky, Wray describes herself as a down home submissive who got her start working at Hooters.
"This has been my dream," says Wray of working in the porn industry. She started watching porn in the fourth grade and had her first sexual experience in kindergarten with another girl.
Wray went on to describe how she shot some "test scenes" initially for Pleasure. The test scenes comment draws a howl.
"I passed the test," Wray smiles.
Wray, who keeps a home in Kentucky, lives about two hours from her parents. She describes herself as growing up in a small town which got its first stop light two years ago. And Wray insists the townfolk are the kind who fuck sheep.
"They're the most inbred people you ever met," she laughs. Wray, who could have been doing Kentucky fried stand-up at the Louisville comedy club, claims she was voted the most unique in her high school because she wasn't fucking the livestock, although she had a 21 year-old fiancee and was considerably underage in that relationship. Wray says she's also known a few moonshiners in her time.
She also announced that her movie, Runaway Brat, was coming out today. When Batman asked who the other girls were in the movie, Wray drew a blank and dismissed some of the airiness to the fact that she has a penchant for weed and that on her first visit to LA she already had a package waiting for her.
"But they already know at Pleasure that I'm a pothead," she laughs.
