Porn Valley- Daphne Rosen was back in action in Pamela Peaks' kitchen, www.pamelapeaks.com Wednesday night. Rosen had been on the show just two weeks ago, but the lovely woman from Tel Aviv, by way of Boston, is a popular guest.
Before the show gets started Rosen, whose areolas are the size of soup ladles, and I are talking about conspiracy theories. I mention that the industry needs a good conspiracy theorist now that Nick East is no longer actively paranoid. Rosen, who's studying for a Masters degree in Psychology, says she would like to have met him. Rosen, a fountain of 9/11 trivia, and I also talk about books- books with big words. This is a switch. The last time I talked to a porn chick about books, they had Donald Duck on the cover. Being from that relative area of Massachusetts, Rosen believes she may have crossed paths with The Sports Swami but isn't sure.
Besides the fact that six porno people have showed up, tonight is also going to be a special night in Pamela's kitchen because web technology has allowed it to expand its audience.
"We're going to be doing the show in front of some live webcam members of www.camz.com ," Randy Detroit is telling me. "There's a real cool techie guy over there by the name of RJ. He hooked me up. I've been working on this all day to where we finally got the Windows Media encoder all hooked up and we're going to be broadcasting live to about 40,000 people today." Detroit says there's about 280,000 members total and that they'll be able to hook into Pamela's membership as of next week.
"This is kind of cool. We'll be doing it live and on tape." [Detroit tapes the program for later airing on Public Access]. Detroit figures the more exposure, the better for soliciting sponsors.
The cam show lends something of a dark hue to figures on the screen, and my suspicion is that with Peak's super hydraulic spray tanning techniques, she might get mistaken for Lola Falana.
Autumn Rayne, whose ubiquity in the business - at least this past week- has only been superceded by Ron Jeremy's, is also on the show. As sleazy as the insinuation is, Rayne says Jeremy was in her hotel room gobbling up her cookies.
Rayne, who switched to blond and obviously made a great choice doing so, has also been taking a poll. The blond votes far outweigh the redhead votes. And, Autumn, since she's been out here, has also made three Wankus appearances in as many shows on KSEX. Monday night, she was serenaded by Wankus and his staff to a lovely rendition of If I Could Smell Your Cunt. The obvious memories Autumn will be taking back to North Carolina.
Autumn and Daphne have a discussion about hair extensions, and Autumn, who talks about wig ache, describes herself as a fighter of crime on the Internet. Autumns says Rio is her favorite male partner to work with. When asked if she's done double anal, Rayne says she has yet to do an anal. "On film" she stresses. Peaks, like a Jewish grandmother, remarks about how skinny Rayne is. And you almost get the impression that Pam's ready to IV pressed duck into Autumn's veins. But Peaks appears to be quite complimentary with her assessments.
Tonight's menu consists of Cantaloupe Martinis, Peppered Duck pressed with roast parsnip puree and Teriyaki Lamb Steaks. Duck & Lamb. Aren't they a law firm? With all the kibitzing, time doesn't even remotely allow for the Lamb Steaks to enter the picture and the decision is to hold them over for the following week. Time evidently waits for no man, but Jeannie Pepper- popping out of her dress- has managed quite nicely with the time frame that life's allotted to her so far.
Pepper's been in the business since 1982 ["I am a legend," she laughs] and talks like she's got a book bursting at her brain seams. Pepper says she's just appeared in the 2004 Hustler issue of Brown Sugarbabes, and she's telling stories about how when she was a secretary her boss would chase her around the desk.
"There wasn't sexual harassment back then," she relates. "He was a druggie and I'd take care of him [sexually, you gather] every day. I figured I might as well go make movies. I started as a Players model. I went on to make a movie called Black Taboo which was an all-black feature back in the day." Pepper mentions that she co-starred in that one with Sahara. "Sahara was great to work with- she was a really hot girl."
Randy Detroit asks Pepper about Ray Victory. Pepper remembers doing a movie with him called Blackman and Anal Woman. Pepper, also trying to sell the fact that it's Jack Nicholson's favorite movie, explains that one just doesn't have anal with anyone. "It has to be the right person," she stresses.
Throughout the evening Valentino continually pulls sneak attacks on Pepper, whispering the international language of lover in her ear while squeezing her breasts and kneading her ass like pizza dough. Then, again, the hormonally charged Valentino would be whispering to a fire hydrant if that was the only game in town.
Pepper, who appears to be enjoying the attention, remembers her working with him maybe one time in her career. Valentino thinks it might have been in the mid 90's. Detroit asks Pepper where fans might be able to get some of her movies. A museum, I imagine.
With Valentino and World Modeling's "Scotty" also in the mix, the quiet man role befalls newcomer Zenova Braeden - a haunting looking blond- who's appeared in mainstream vampire movies and reacts as though she's seen one this evening. Scotty, who'd be what you'd get if Jerry Lewis had sex with Tony Danza on the way to the Telethon, fixes all that by sucking on Braedon's natural tits with no sense of ever letting up.
Peaks explains that she met Braedon, a legitimate Scream Queen with 10 films under her belt, at Xcon. "I get killed all the time," states Braedon who's also a makeup stylist and photographer. Braedon apparently wants to make some inroads in the adult business as a performer where she could get killed on a regular basis in the gossip mill. Meanwhile, Scotty's asked to tell his story. And after hearing his story I'm not sure exactly what his story is - whether he owns a company, is affiliated with the company, works for it or cleans it after hours. My guess is undercover CIA. And Scotty, who features a US army tattoo on one shoulder blade, and a Marine Corps one on the other, talks about his coming into the business in 1998 and doing something at the time for Hustler. But Peaks, the grand inquisitor, appears surprised that he only offers six credits in all that time.
In what's beginning to sound like a George W. Bush National Guard yarn, the story veers to where Scotty talks about how he's been working for a company called Venus Girls. "I'm actually from Italy," Scotty adds. "I'm Sicilian." Then he mentions something about being from Bensonhurst.
Thanks to my talk with Rosen about conspiracies, I'm going with the CIA story and sticking to it.
