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The REAL Chopstick Count

PORN VALLEY, CA – The results are in!

Recently, Bridgette Kerkove [BKmax.com] publicly announced that the well known “chopsticks” shoot with hubby Skeeter in reality, only involved 18 chopsticks in her bung hole.

Days later, Skeeter responded to her claims by declaring that there were in fact, 103 chopsticks, as advertised in the past.

AdultFYI.com was provided with the actual pics from the shoot in question and we have counted the final presentation of Bridgette’s Ass-Suey. After very unscientific study, we find that both Bridgette and Skeeter are incorrect in their numbers.

The actual number of chopsticks jammed up Kerkove’s ass turned out to be 44. While this is no where near 103, it is still way above 18 and still an impressive stick count, rectally speaking of course.

Think about that for a moment. With that many chopsticks, Bridgette could’ve fed an Asian family of 22.
 

 

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