In an attack of the humor bug this week, Sean from www.pornlegends.com got extremely funny, so I’ve elected to go right into his NFL picks followed by the Adultfyi prognostications for the week.
Sean writes: A very emotional interview took place on Gene’s KSEX show this week in which Chef Jeff poured his heart out talking about his love of tennis and his firing from his job as a tennis pro in Arizona simply because he had worked at one time in the adult industry. I obtained a copy of his personnel file and below are the real reasons why Chef Jeff was shown the door. Special thanks to my wife, Aria Giovanni, for making my picks this week.
New Orleans over Houston – Dressed like Billy Jean King at the city’s Halloween party.
Indianapolis over Kansas City – People complained about his grass stained balls.
Oakland over Minnesota – Private tennis lessons included content exchange.
Giants over Detroit – His definition of 40-Love was one girl and thirty-nine guys.
Philadelphia over Miami – Found in closet showing lady how to properly grip his racket.
San Diego over Jacksonville – Showed training film titled “Dorf on Tennis.”
Cincinnati over Arizona – Overheard saying to someone, “Back when I was a porn star…”
Cleveland over Baltimore – He was alleged to have said; “If you think those balls are fuzzy, look at these.”
Green Bay over Carolina – Showed up for a tennis lesson wearing nothing but an Adidas headband.
Tampa over Atlanta – After getting hit in the nuts with a tennis ball, he screamed, “This never happened to me on a porn set.”
Pittsburgh over Jets – Once commented, “Seeing that Juggs machine shoot balls reminds me of Peter North.”
Seattle over Chicago – Lied on his application by marking “no” when the question asked – Have you ever fucked for money in the porn industry?
Dallas over Washington – Was alleged to have said to Martina Navratilova, “I’m shooting a tranny movie next week. Would you have any interest in starring?”
St. Louis over San Francisco – He started crying uncontrollably when his racket broke a string.
New England over Buffalo – Was alleged to have said to Jennifer Capriati, “The best marijuana can be found on porn sets.”
Denver over Tennessee – Suggested the vast Ducati warehouse as alternative site for the US Open
Sunday: Cleveland @ Baltimore; Tampa Bay @ Atlanta; Arizona @ Cincinnati; New York Giants @ Detroit; Miami @ Philadelphia; Oakland @ Minnesota; Carolina @ Green Bay; New Orleans @ Houston; Kansas City @ Indianapolis; San Diego @ Jacksonville; Pittsburgh @ New York Jets; Washington @ Dallas; St. Louis @ San Francisco ; Chicago @ Seattle; New England @ Buffalo
Monday: Tennessee @ Denver
The Adultfyi picks:
Karl the Birdman [98-46]: Cincy, NYG, GB, Cleveland, Indy, Philly, Houston, Minn, Jax, TBay, Pitt, Dallas, St. Louis, Seattle, NE, Tenn
Sean, www.pornlegends.com [93-51]: Cincy, NYG, GB, Cleveland, Indy, Philly, NO, Oakland, SD, TBay, Pitt, Dallas, St. Louis, Seattle, NE, Denver
Gene Ross [91-53]: Cincy, NYG, GB, Balt, Indy, Philly, NO, Minnesota, SD, T Bay, Pitt, Dallas, St. Louis, Seattle, NE, Tenn
Willie D [91-53]: AZ, NYG, GB, Cleveland, Indy, Philly, NO, Minnesota, SD, Atlanta, Pitt, Dallas, St. Louis, Seattle, NE, Denver
Dan Davis [89-55]: Cincy, NYG, GB, Cleveland, Indy, Philly, NO, Oakland, SD, TBay, Pitt, Dallas, St. Louis, Seattle, NE, Tennessee
Mike Dickinson [88-56]: Cincy, Detroit, GB, Cleveland, Indy, Philly, NO, Minn, SD, TB, Pitt, Dallas, SF, Chicago, Buffalo, Denver
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [88-56]: Cincy, Detroit, GB, Cleveland, Indy, Philly, Houston, Oak, SD, T Bay, Pitt, Dallas, StL, Seattle, NE, Tennessee
Jack Spade [87-51]: Cincy, Detroit, GB, Cleveland, Indy, Philly, Houston, Minn, Jax, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Dallas, SF, Seattle, NE, Denver
Steve Seidman [86-58]: Cincy, Detroit, GB, Cleveland, Indy, Philly, Houston, Minn, Jax, TBay, Pittsburgh Dallas, St.L, Seattle, NE, Denver
Mastrick [86-58]: Cincy, NYG, GB, Cleveland, Indy, Philly, Hst, Minn, Jax, TBay, Pitt, Dallas, SF, Seattle, NE, Tenn
Indiana Adam [86-58]: Cincy, NYG, GB, Balt, Indy, Philly, NO, Minn, Jax, Atlanta, Pitt, Dallas, SF, Chicago, NE, Den
Tony Batman [86-58]: Cincy, NY G, GB, Cleveland, Indy, Philly, NO, Minnesota, SD, TBay, Pitt, Dallas, StLouis, Seattle, NE, Denver
Billy the Crystal; [85-59]: Cincy, NYG, GB, Cleve, Indy, Philly, Houston, Minn, SD, Atlanta, Pitt, Dallas, SF, Seattle, NE, Denver
Tim Case [85-59]: Cincy, NYG, GB, Balt, Indy, Philly, NO, Minn, SD, TBay, Pitt, Dallas, St. Louis, Seattle, NE, Denver
John Gray [82-62]: AZ, NYG, GB, Baltimore, Indy, Philly, Hst, Minnesota, Jax, TBay, Pitt, Dallas, St. Louis, Chicago, NE, Denver
Steve Lane, www.serenity.net [81-63]: AZ, Detroit, GB, Cleve, Indy, Philly, NO, Minn, SD, Atlanta, Pitt, Wash, SF, Seattle, NE, Tennessee
Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunz.com [77-67]: AZ, Detroit, GB, Balt, Indy, Philly, Hst, Oakland, SD, Atlanta, Pitt, Dallas, StL, Chicago, Buffalo, Tennessee
Serenity, www.serenity.net [75-69]: Cincy, NYG, Carolina, Cleveland, KC, Philly, Houston, Minn, Jax, TBay, Pitt, Wash, SF, Chicago, NE, Denver
Wankus [73-71]: Cincy, Detroit, Carolina Cleveland, Indy, Miami, NO, Minnesota, Jax, TBay, Pitt, Dallas, SF, Chicago, NE, Tenn
Brian Wallace [69-75]: Cincy, Detroit, GB, Clev, Indy, Philly, NO, Minn, Jax, TB, Pitt, Dallas, SF, Chicago, NE, Denver