Porn Valley- Next week may be a different story but yesterday the New England Patriots won their 17th consecutive regular-season game [20 including playoffs], tying the NFL record set by the 1933-34 Chicago Bears. Ah, I remember those games- great ones played at Al Capone Stadium.

But now comes the big test for the Patriots next week when they play the undefeated New York Jets in what will be the toughest call so far this NFL season for the Adultfyi.com prognosticators, four of whom had banner days, Sunday. And hold on to your seats for this one, but Billy The Crystal, the arbiter of the spirit world, had an 11-2 record. Imagine- an inanimate object with an 11-2 record. Tying Billy for bragging rights were the more animate Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com., Harry Weiss and the Sports Swami.

Tracey Adams had her best week yet with a 10-3 record. I came in with a 9-4 record as well as Sean from www.pornlegends.com. Next, with 8-5 records were Wankus, Porno Steve and Shannon from www.adultdvdempire.com. Steve from Las Vegas Novelties, www.lvni.com came in with a 7-6 record. With tonight’s Tampa-St. Louis game in the offing, here’s where everyone stands right now.

Chris R remains in first place with a 61-26 record. Harry Weiss is breathing down his neck with a 60-27 mark. I hold on to third with a 56-31 record. Fourth place shows a three-way tie among Sean from www.pornlegends.com, Shannon from www.adultdvdempire.com and Porno Steve with 54-33 records.

Tracey Adams and Sports Swami share a tie for fifth with 53-34 records. Sixth place seating assignments go to Steve from Las Vegas Novelties, www.lvni.com and Billy The Crystal with 51-36 marks. And Wankus, by tenaciously holding to the possibility of Miami ever winning a game this year, comes in at 49-38.

However don’t look for any major changes in the standings tonight because both Chris R and Harry Weiss have St. Louis.