An interesting posting today on Craigslist.org. A man named Gary has some lovely artwork for first come parties that are interested in his…umm…style:

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My name is Gary and I am an artist that specializes in oil paintings. I have been unable to sell most of my paintings and I am now running out of room to store all of my canvas’s. The paintings I have to offer are on 24×36 canvas’s and are all very unique and provocative, pushing the limits of what is accepted in society. I am giving away 6 very different and unique works in hopes that others will see my work outside of my apartment. The works I have to offer are as follows:

>>>Oil Painting of a nude retarded child being pecked in the head by an ostrich

>>>Oil Painting of a nun with a strap-on, skull fucking a jack-o-lantern

>>>Oil Painting of President Bush getting ass fucked by a Donkey

>>>Oil Painting of a Taco with human features with a huge erection, getting a blow job from a group of illegal immigrants

>>>Oil painting of a midget getting hit in the face with a pie, standing in a sewer.

>>>Oil Painting of a Chinese man with a duck in his ass, smoking an opium pipe.

All of my paintings have very deep meanings to me and are all special. If you are interested please call and let me know specifically which painting you are interested in. I will only call back if I still have the one you want. This is of course, first come first serve.