Brandi M. has a porno past - Charm School is VH1's shameful display and exploitation of a posse of skanky cougars with pink streaks in their hair.

They habitually scratch each other's eyes out while wearing almost nothing, or, if its elimination night, sexy schoolgirl uniforms with white thigh-highs.

Megan Hauserman bolted the show this week after hitting the eavesdropping Brandi M. Hauserman was one of the most manipulative and watchable of the competitors on VH1's Charm School.

"The one thing I cannot stand is violence," Charm School headmaster Sharon Osbourne explained, as she expelled the bikini-prone former contestant on Beauty and the Geek, Rock of Love, and I Love Money.

Hauserman would go on to explain that she kicked Brandi M. out of fear that she would hurt her dog, Lily, who has inspired Hauserman's dream of starting a foundation for mentally challenged dogs.

These two "contestants" share a commonality. They like to get naked for the camera. Megan Hauserman has posed for an array of "tasteful" nude photographs while Brandi M can be seen on video (linked here) and naked pictures in "Amateur Facials."