Porn Valley - It didn't rival great moments in sports like Don Larsen's perfect game in the 1956 World Series. So, without benefit of the whole honeymoon hug from Yogi Berra, Quasarman was crowned the adult industry's official spokesperson last night on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com
Sans talent or swimming suit competition, Quasarman, who officially becomes a U.S. citizen Monday, simply went head-on against his rivals Bill Margold and Rob Spallone in a debate format that resembled the dating game. Each man was sequestered in a vague resemblance of an isolation booth- with sem-eye naked girls rating their answers on the scale of zero to 10, Quaze continually waving off his body rush with papers like Madame Butterfly wielding a fan.
During a moment of Margold lambaste, Quasarman made sarcastic comments about teddy bears. But when Margold offered him one, Quasarman took to it like Linus to a blanket.
