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Sean Looks at the Week of 6/14/09 in Review; LA County Health Sure Looked Like the Dopes of the Week

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This week’s Norman Einstein Award winner is the Cheetah Club in Corpus Christi Texas. These riders on the Brain Dead Express hired a 14-year-old girl as a stripper and are now suing the girl and her parents claiming they were tricked into giving her the job.

“She came (into the club) with 6-inch stiletto heels and a miniskirt and looked just like a model from a Miss America’s contest,” said one Einstein. As part of the lawsuit, the Cheetah Club also wants a judge to declare that the club didn’t intend to hire a minor.

Police arrested the club manager and charged him with employment harmful to a minor and sexual performance of a child. However, this Einstein’s attorney, another genius, said his client is not guilty because the girl looked “very mature.”

A Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission officer scoffed at that characterization. “I’ve seen this young lady’s picture, and I assure you she is a 14-year-old seventh-grader,” said the officer.

To seal the deal on this week’s award, the Cheetah Club also is suing the Corpus Christi Police Chief because he issues permits for sexually oriented businesses in the city.

I have just one question to all afore mentioned parties: Did anyone ask to see this girl’s ID?

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The Dope of the Week Award winner is the County of Los Angeles Department of Health Services.

Last week these dopes reported that there were at least 16 unpublicized cases of HIV in adult film performers that had been reported to them since 2004. This week they kicked that number up to 18 cases. But they also admitted those cases were mislabeled as adult performers when, in fact, information about their occupation is unclear. “We have no information on these individuals,” said Dr. Jonathan Fielding, Chief Dope.

Dr. Johnny, went on to say that the county did little investigation of any of the post-2004 cases and have few details about the individuals, their partners or how they may have been infected. He also said that the rate of sexually transmitted diseases such as chlamydia and gonorrhea among adult performers is high and that any cases of HIV are to be taken seriously.
Get your facts correct and do a little investigating before you kickoff another fire storm, you dopes. Better yet, start doing your job.

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This week’s newly re-named Sasha Grey Media Whore Award winner is Sasha Grey. One has to work really hard to have an award named after you. Over the last several weeks Sasha has proven she has what it takes to receive such an honor.

This week the little Media Whore was interviewed by FoxNews.com and she revealed that in Steven Soderbergh’s “The Girlfriend Experience” there could have been three sex scenes, however: “Steven never really said if there was going to be a sex or scene or not, but in the outline it did say for three different scenes…But I knew he (Soderbergh) wouldn’t have a sex scene for the sake of sex.”

Soderbergh later told Tarts that he looked closely at the script, but decided “it wasn’t necessary” to include sex scenes in the film.

So there is no misunderstanding: this film COULD have had 3 sex scenes. No sex scenes were actually shot. No sex scenes ended up on the cutting room floor. The director just decided the film didn’t need it. This whole “sex scene” story is actually something about nothing. But this story somehow gets mainstream press coverage. Amazing, the quintessential media whore.
So in essence, if the Queen had balls she’d be King.

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This week’s Norman Einstein honorable mention winner is Desert Divas accountant Peter Shifman. Einstein was sentenced to three years in prison and ordered to pay a $100,000 after he pleaded guilty to money laundering and wire fraud in connection with the case.

He receives his award not for what he did, but for the stunningly stupid quotes he gave during an interview while he was in jail.

Einstein says he believed Desert Divas was a “legitimate escort service.” Now that’s an oxymoron. He also claims he researched the company and discovered that it always renewed its business license on time and had no history of civil complaints. Hey, Einstein, a ripped off John rarely goes to a lawyer. Shifman goes on to say he initially had little contact with the ladies and when he did it was strictly for accounting questions. However, several women claimed that “you would have to be stupid to not know it was a prostitution business,” according to court records.

Enjoy your trophy in jail, Einstein. But don’t try to eat it because it isn’t made of chocolate.

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The Creep of the Week winner is Phoenix stripper Samantha Abernathy. This creep had something better to do and left her two children, aged 1 and 3, alone for several hours. Concerned neighbors contacted police who took the children back to their apartment. Once home, the 1-year-old decided to fix breakfast consisting of dog food. Don’t be alarmed, the refrigerator was well stocked…with the 20-year-old mother’s booze. The kid’s fathers came and picked up their children and the creep was later arrested. Enjoy the bread and water you creep, it’s better than what you provided your own children.

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Belated Birthdays –Mike Fattorosi 06/14, Mary Carey 06/15, Christy Canyon 06/17, Tori Welles 06/17, Dominique Simone 06/18, Rayveness 06/19

> Bossip.com: “Marie Luv: Um, We Porn Stars Are Clean As a Rotted Whistle!” –

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> Woman pleads not guilty to Anal assault – …then anally penetrated him with her hand.

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Sean: It took this guy a month to figure out he didn’t like it.

> Dope of the Week candidate: Man jailed on porn ‘contest’ charges –

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> Playboy sues its e-commerce manager eFashion Solutions LLC for Breach of Contract –

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> CNBC Sets Its Sights On Porn – “…interviews with the industry’s biggest stars to the one issue that could bring the adult industry to it’s knees.”

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> Rob Rotten’s Bongload Girls Lands The Cover of Skunk Magazine

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> Leighton Meester’s nude sex tape is allegedly on the Web; Kevin Blatt: Hoping to Close a deal –

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> China to Google: No porn, or else – “We are undertaking a thorough review of our service and taking all necessary steps to…”

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> Freedom of Information Act Shows There is a 4800 Page File on Gerard Damiano –

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> Did Vicki Richter get the Pee-Pee Chop? –

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Sean: I understand she donated her joint to Chaz Bono.

> Questions are raised over L.A. County’s HIV response –

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> Porn’s Highs and Lows- Rob Black’s Sentencing Scheduled for July 1 –

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Sean: You had to be a big shot, didn’t cha – You had to open up your mouth

> Making money in the adult business: studios and talent agencies – Another pie-in-the-sky article about the adult business.

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Sean: WARNING: READ ONLY WHILE WEARING ROSE COLORED GLASSES:

> Trina Michaels Getting a TNA Contract? – With the kid friendly initiative she could never go to WWE…

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> More About Lawsuit Over Roger Clemens Porn Parties – Each player claims to have lost $600,000 to $700,000 to Jowdy’s shenanigans.

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> Thursday Story of the Day Replay: Tony Montana: I Died of AIDS –

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> Desert Divas defendant sentenced, speaks out – “Because I made bank deposits on behalf of a business which at the time I did not know was illegal…”

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Sean: This guy looks like he could be the accountant for the Grateful Dead.

> Ernest Greene: Cal-OSHA, Playing Elliot Ness, on a Fishing Expedition –

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Sean: Keep poking the tiger in its cage.

> UK Studio Harmony Films Seeks New Salesperson for Van Nuys Office – This position offers on target earning bonuses of $40,000 to $45,000 a year.

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> Resort Developer Threw Roger Clemens, Pete Rose Parties featuring Porn Stars, Strippers –

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> Mel Hall Gets 45 years for raping a 12 Year-Old – Must serve about 22 1/2 years in prison before becoming eligible for parole.

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Sean: That young demon pussy brings another good man down.

City of Wilmington, NC Says Pandora’s Box Violates Zoning
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> ‘Seinfeld – A XXX Parody’ Trailer: A Must See – “I think this parody is going to be a top awards contender this year,” comments New Sensations President Scott Taylor.

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> Sasha Grey’s Sex Scenes Cut in Soderbergh’s ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ – “it wasn’t necessary.”

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> They Hold a News Conference: AIDS advocates say county should require condoms on porn sets-

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> Kayden Kross is granted another continuance – Darrah Ford posts on www.scottfayner.com: Does this mean she will actually serve time…

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> Rhode Island tries again to outlaw indoor prostitution – If they do that state government would shut down.

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Bobbi Starr Joins PopPorn.com as Contributor
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> Why AIM’s Been Keeping Mum: California Regulators Issue First Fines Under New Medical Privacy Law –

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> A Real Housewife Has Some Real Freaky Sex Tapes –
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Sean: I’m guessing the little lawn jockey over at Vivid is typing out a contract for her at this moment.
Sean’s JAP Cougar Fuck Scale: 3

> Metro Content Launches RedHotTv.com; “The Ultimate Adult Movie Watching Experience”
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> Cal-OSHA Officials Pull Surprise Inspection on AIM; Will Issue Subpoenas –
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Sean: What time does the paper shredding party start?

> Woman found guilty in sex-games slaying of banker – “I am just desperately in love with a man and I will be forever.” Nothing says “love” like shooting a guy four times in the melon.

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Sean’s Crazy Frenchwoman Fuck Scale: 6.5 with a bullet

> Ernest Greene: And An Extra Helping of Crow for the Good Doctor – What this says about the credibility of this source…
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> Perez Hilton: Milk Screenwriter’s Sex Tape Partner Is Porn Star Jeff DeLancy; But DeLancy Denies It –

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Sean: Moon River, wider than a mile, I’m crossing you in style….

> All Boys Distribution Needs an Experienced sales rep – We have grown to the point that I cannot handle it alone anymore…

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> Someone on the Quarantine List breaking Quarantine?
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> Justice Dept. Posts Facts About Newly Revised 2257 Regs – “FSC will continue to fight for adult entertainment producers, both primary and secondary…”

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Sean: Blah, blah, blah: keep shoveling shit to the mushrooms.

> Woman cancels wedding after finding fiance was porn star –
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> “OSHA has absolutely failed in any efforts to protect sex workers” –

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> L.A. County Screwed Up Big Time; Now backtracks on Irresponsible reporting of porn HIV cases –

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> Male dancer charged with sex assault –

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Sean: Maybe she felt she didn’t get her money’s worth.

> Ernest Greene Responds to Press Coverage of HIV Story; “Jonathan Fielding Has Lied to My Face” –

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> Hitleresque White supremacist Who Paralyzed Flynt Awaiting Execution for a 1977 Murder –

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Sean: Alert Ol’ Sparky.

> Teen requests reduced charge for Hot-to-Trot MILF teacher –

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Sean’s Hot-to-Trot MILF Teacher Fuck Scale: 2

> Jackie O’s Half-Brother Had “Abnormal Interest” In 7-Year-Old JFK Jr.; Wanted Him to Pose for Pictures –

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> Sobe Entertainment Sues Wrestler Paul “The Big Show” Wright –

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> Stripper Busted in Mesa for Leaving Toddlers Alone; Kids Ate Dog Food –

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Sean: When does Vivid offer this Mother of the Year a contract?

> MySpace Fires 30% of U.S. Workers as Ad Sales Decline –
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> LFP, Inc: Claims of LA County Public Health Unsubstantiated –

> Herald Sun Reporter Rats Out AbbyWinters.com to Cops; Results in a Raid on the Offices

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> Desi and Elli Foxx Visit Howard Stern

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> LFP, Inc: Claims of LA County Public Health Unsubstantiated

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Sean: I see LFP is now AIM’s mouthpiece.

> Rihanna Sex Tape a Hoax, It’s A Porn Star – Rihanna sex tape video may possibly be porn star actress Lavish Styles…

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> AIM takes anti-HIV steps; Dr. Hamblin Admits Goof Up –

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> Sunset Thomas Pens Book, Aims at the Mainstream
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> Business has flattened for strip clubs; reality is sobering for entertainers, cabbies, politicians

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> AIM Names Patient X Without Naming Her – You’d have to be dumber than a bag of hammers not to have figured out who Patient X is by now.

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> Former strip club manager testifies that dancers, waitresses commonly participated in prostitution – Read the shocking revelation here:

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> AIM Takes Quarantined Performers Off Database –
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> A Case to Watch: Arguments Heard Over Obscenity, CAN-SPAM Act Case – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35544

> Court overturns Hot-to-Trot teacher’s sex conviction – “The question is whether, in November 2006, consent of the alleged victim was a defense…”

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> Naked Harem Strip Club Owner Goes To Trial; Underage Strippers Performing Sex Acts

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Gene: seems to be a lot of underage hiring going on in strip clubs

> Francis Koenig: iPorn Start-up Venture beginning to Pay Off –

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> Darren James recalls nightmare of testing HIV positive; Tried to Kill Himself, Then Later Sued AIM –

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