TAMPA - Day two in Tampa, most of the stars unseen until mid-morning, which to normal people would translate to late afternoon. A lot of hang overs and zombie-like behavior. Of course, the cure for hang overs is to keep drinking and that's exactly what many of us did.
The food and service sucks at the hotel so most of the guests were going out for a bite and many of the stars hit the local mall to do a little shopping. "AJ" the cabbie has been telling everyone that he can get them "Anything" and always follows those comments with, "I mean anything". I'll be interested in seeing how many stars take that literally.
The Caravan of Stars visited the 2001 Odyssey club, not too far from the hotel. There was a big greeting again from local fans as the babes piled into the club. This was a full nude club where no alcohol or simulated sex was allowed. Very crowded. Very hot. Picture trying to put 40 people in an elevator and that's how it felt to be in the club.
While we were there, I saw three or four cop cars pull up as well as a firetruck. No one else noticed but I made sure to keep the video camera rolling.
Fastforward: Layla Jade: Did you record my dance? Wankus: No...I was getting drama footage, much more important. Layla Jade: Thanks a lot.
Rewind: As the cops and local firemen went into the club to check the size of the crowd, Brigette Monroe and I ran over to the fire truck where she stripped down and let me and the Nightmoves folks take a few pics on the truck. She was trying to completely remove her pants and I told her not to. "Leave them at your ankles," I said, "you may need to pull them back up in a hurry." No sooner then the close of that sentence and her coochie out in the wind, a cop car pulled up and shinned his lights right on her. Everyone watching scattered, leaving her by herself, stark naked. I waited. She squirmed back into her jeans and we disappeared into the crowd [pics to come].
The autograph signings continued for a bit but later in the evening I'm told the fire department eventually ceased the party based on occupancy issues.
Back at the hotel we did pool party part II. This was less of a nekkid night, more just hanging out poolside while drinking. Tracy Allen of Nightmoves bought me a bottle of Jack Daniels--fuckin' sweetheart, love that girl.
Surprise hook up >>DEVON MICHAELS<< shagging Ebola Monkey Man, the KSEX listener I told you about in our last report. I went from liking that listener to now being jealous of him. Asshole! [laughs]
Austyn Moore showed up. Holy Shit this babe is sexy as hell. Her pictures do nothing for her, she's a total babe and everyone was clawing at her. Moore's Lab retriever was poolside as well, even going for an occasional swim. No one was bothered by the dog in the pool.
Lexi Lamour asked me to be in her 2pm bukkake today. Not a chance. I think I said "YES" while drunk but now that I'm awake and sober...ugh...NO!
Elizabeth Starr dropped a bottle by the pool. No one warned me. I still have glass in my foot.
Katie Morgan and Moses crashed early again. He needed his 8 hours, glass of Ensure and a diaper change.
Pat Myne kept threatening to run down the local highway naked. Stormy wasn't amused.
Nakita Kash's man threw Stephanie Swift's man into the pool fully dressed, but SS's man was kick back about it. Later in the evening when the favor was returned, NK's man wasn't displaying the same sportsmanship. Four guys broke up the potential fisticuffs.
Tim Case, hammered.
Wankus bedtime: 5:00am [alone]
More updates tomorrow.
