TAMPA BAY, CA - The mud is kicking in. Every hallway of the hotel is filled frequently with sluggish adult stars, moaning without two cocks inside them, moreso a liver full of cheap liquor from the hotel bar. Did I mention how bad the food is here? I can't tell if my stomach is burping from to much booze or Durango's daily soup special.
Katie Morgan, Austyn Moore, their men and me went to the mall by day, many of the other stars did the same and to scattered tourist areas around town. Late afternoon we hit the pool. "Wanky...here comes that asshole Wanky," a grovely voice screams across the courtyard. After confirming by sight that it was Steve Seidman doing his best Orca imitation in the deep end I responded, "I can't believe there's water left in the pool."
The adorable Corina arrived. People were asking what happened to some of the stars like Victoria Givens and Vandalia who didn't show or call to cancel. I found out later that the lovely Miss Givens was dancing in North Hollywood this weekend and Vandalia was at a tattoo convention in Cali. Kaylani Lei missed the trip because of a scheduling conflict while Belladonna and Jenna Jameson are scheduled to arrive on a Sunday night flight.
