TAMPA BAY, FL - Don't let their bar tabs fool ya, everyone is tired and ready to go home. Everyone's having a blast, the Nightmoves staff has been wonderful and the evenings are great, but the average star here in Tampa at the Tampa Show is awake until 5am, inebriated. After four night's straight, even the alcoholics at the KSEX studios couldn't keep that pace.
The day started early as everyone was told to meet in the hotel lobby by 11:30am for shuttles over to Paul Allen's house for the annual BBQ. Mike South broke out the Georgia Limo and transported Felicia Fox, Bridgette Monroe and scattered others to the party. What is a Georgia Limo? His pick up truck. Yes, they piled about 10 adult stars in the back cab of it, drove for 40 minutes all while our lovely porn hunnies were flashing the locals.
Paul's house is great. It's actually in the back of an auto parts store and when you arrive you think, "What the fuck?" But once you're on the private property in the back you realize why he's there. Quaint is a good word for the house, nicely modeled with a personal touch from Paul's wife Tracy. She has her own Lady Bug room where the entire guest bed room is lady bug everything. He has his sports memorabilia room where he has signatures and pictures from every large athlete from the past century. While observing his Dan Marino and Mark Clayton signed football with envy, Paul said, "You like that Wankus?" I drooled. He then said, "it's yours!" He gave it to me. He fucking gave it to me. This thing has to be worth about $750.00 as Dan Marino and Mark Clayton have records they set from their Miami Dolphins glory years that are still on the books. Thank you Paul, you duh shit!
