In recent weeks New Orleans has been playing giddy- like Katrina victims blowing FEMA checks in strip clubs. But will this Sunday be their undoing as Donovan McNabb and the Eagles come into town? The Birds took the stuffing out of Terrell Owens and the Cowboys last week beating them 38-24 and the question is can they have the same luck against Deuce McAllister and Reggie Bush? Or in the immortal words of Steve “Psycho” Lyons at Fox Broadcasting, who is no longer at Fox Broadcasting, is anyone gonna be habla’ing espanol?
McNabb, the NFC’s highest rated passer, threw for another 300-plus yards game and the Saints have already achieved more victories than they did the entire season last year. Last week Bush got his first NFL touchdown with a 65-yard punt return to give the Saints a 24-21 victory over Tampa Bay. Donte’ Stallworth who came over to the Eagles in a trade with the Saints has missed two of the last three games with a hamstring problem. But Stallworth doesn’t appear likely that he’ll be able to play in his return to New Orleans. Bush, who hasn’t run for shit all season, has developed into a pretty good receiver, however, with 34 catches so far. And the Deuce is tied for the league lead in rushing touchdowns with four.
The Saints, however, have a porous defense when it comes to the rush so the Eagles might be giving the ball a lot to Brian Westbrook. Another thing to note, however is the fact that New Orleans hasn’t beaten the Eagles since 1991, losing five straight meetings. Those playing the odds could use that as an argument for a Saints win today.
Prediction? The Eagles drop a deuce on the 50 yard line in public and take home a 27-21 victory.
Because he’s been on such a roll as of later we’re going to let Sean of www.pornlegends.com call the shots.
Buffalo over Detroit – This match-up is more difficult to figure out than a Aaliyah Brown IM.
Dallas over Houston – A Washington page told me to take Dallas and that Mark Foley’s cum tasted like Old Spice.
Atlanta over Giants – Kim Jong-il told me to die in a fiery hell and to take the Falcons at home.
Seattle over St. Louis – Fat Tony said to always take the road team after a bye that got their ass kicked by the Bears.
Washington over Tennessee – The ghost of Jeff Fisher’s mullet seen at Titans camp.
Carolina over Baltimore – This game is harder to understand than a porn star on crack.
Philadelphia over New Orleans – This game looks like a trap.
Cincinnati over Tampa – John Gruden’s head will explode at half-time.
Jets over Miami – Joey Heatherton or Joey Harrington? Somebody call Earl Morrall.
Pittsburgh over Kansas City – Is time running out for Big Ben? Not this week.
San Diego over San Francisco – Marty Schottenheimer read in the rule book that it is now legal to pass the football in the NFL.
Denver over Oakland – Look for Ratface to roll it up on the Raiders.
Chicago over Arizona – Memo to Dennis Green: Bend over and take it like Kurt Lockwood.
Here’s the schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks:
Sunday: Buffalo at Detroit; Carolina at Baltimore; Cincinnati at Tampa Bay; Houston at Dallas; New York Giants at Atlanta; Philly at New Orleans; Seattle at St. Louis; Tennessee at Washington; Kansas City at Pittsburgh; Miami at New York Jets; San Diego at San Francisco; Oakland at Denver
Monday night: Chicago at Arizona
Sean, www.pornlegends.com [55-19]: Buffalo, Carolina, Cincinnati, Dallas, Atlanta, Philly, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [52-22]: Buffalo, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Dallas, Atlanta, New Orleans, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Harry Weiss [52-22]: Detroit, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, Philly, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Gene Ross [52-22]: Buffalo, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Dallas, Atlanta, Philly, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Steve Seidman [52-22]: Buffalo, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, Philly, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Mike Dickinson [52-22]: Buffalo, Carolina, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, Philly, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Billy the Crystal [51-23]: Buffalo, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Dallas, Atlanta, New Orleans, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Dan Davis, Genesis Magazine [[51-23]: Buffalo, Carolina, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, Philly, Seattle, Washington, Kansas City, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Brian, aka Plus One [50-24]: Buffalo, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Dallas, Atlanta, Philly, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
John Gray [50-24]: Detroit, Carolina, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, Philly, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, Miami, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Brian Wallace [48-26]: Buffalo, Carolina, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, New Orleans, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire [46-28]: Buffalo, Carolina, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, Philly, St. Louis, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Mike Fattorosi [46-28]: Detroit, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, Philly, St. Louis, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver Chicago
Wankus, www.tylerfaith.com [44-30]: Detroit, Carolina, Tampa Bay, Dallas, Atlanta, New Orleans, Seattle, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Miami, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Karl the Birdman [44-30]: Buffalo, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, Philly, Seattle, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Steve Lane [42-32]: Detroit, Carolina, Cincinnati, Houston, Atlanta, New Orleans, Seattle, Washington, Kansas City, Miami, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Steve Volponi, www.devilsfilm.com [42-32]: Buffalo, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, Philly, St. Louis, Washington, Pittsburgh, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Big Ty [41-33]: Buffalo, Carolina, Cincinnati, Dallas, NY Giants, New Orleans, Seattle, Tennessee, Kansas City, NY Jets, San Diego, Denver, Chicago
Serenity, www.serenity.net [41-33]: Buffalo, Carolina, Cincinnati, Dallas, Atlanta, New Orleans, St. Louis, Tennessee, Kansas City, Miami, San Diego, Denver, Chicago