Porn Valley- I am rendered speechless; my vocal chords numb. My fingers make feebled, palsied attempts to find congratulatory letters on my keyboard. That's because someone in the porn industry has proven to Virginia that there is a Santa Claus and Babe Ruth has hit a home run for the kid with terminal ass rot.
Only days ago, Skooby of Fresh Talent Management rested on the pinnacle of a dubious mountain top- I had proclaimed him the poster boy of skip tracers everywhere, the maker of promises and the keeper of none. But all of this has changed. Skooby has shown me that there is a somewhere over the rainbow, that Judy Garland might have been able to sober up had she stayed away from Mickey Rooney and that ex- Vikings coach Mike Tice will find a job as long as his next team abstains from lap dances.
My faith in humanity has been restored. The mighty Skooby has hit one out of the park.
His name is signed to a check.
