Porn Valley- Otto Bauer's showing me the balcony that Clark Gable and Errol Flynn used to piss over. I'm generally rendered speechless during these moments of contemporary history. Especially when Otto gives me a virtual demonstration. The history of the house, according to Otto, inspires you to sexual deviance. I hear it explained as the porn equivalent of the Amityville house.
As illustration, Otto refers to a lasso high up on the stone fire place and says it was used to hang Missy Monroe from the rafters in Rough & Ready 4.
"Then we fucked her in the ass while she was hanging," Otto says quite jovially. "Missy was a sport about it but realized the deeper lessons of imparting safety to the public."
Otto and his wife Audrey Hollander have taken over these Sun Valley digs that Gable used to hold court at. Where Jill Kelly later called home as well, albeit a temporary one. I wonder if Kelly and Tyler Faith ever pissed over the same balcony.
Except pissing ain't part of Wednesday morning's dilemma. Otto's repped by LA Direct and it seems he clean forgot to tell Derek he was shooting his own movie that day. Derek, in the mean time, booked him for an Internet shoot, so Otto has to break from his own set and drive to Van Nuys to cover the assignment. It's a bondage scenario and Otto's required to wear a black tie for it.
Audrey, running some errands, elects to find such a tie, except her tire goes flat in a Target's parking lot over in Burbank. So Otto has to send one of his partners in the Las Vegas-based www.americanvice.com with a can of fix-a-flat to rescue Audrey. The story's more complicated than that. But that's the gist of it.
"A proper stewardship of one's vehicle might have prevented this," Otto suspects.
Later, Audrey comes out of makeup wearing this polka dot bikini and the straightest hair she's ever had in her life. She got the outfit while at Target, her reasoning being that she wouldn't want to louse up $200 lingerie by having "a big lump of poop come off of it." Audrey shows me a butt plug that might have come from under the hood of a truck. It's solid metal and lethal-appearing.
"See this little part," she shows me. "It makes your hoop happy."
Otherwise, I'm learning all kinds of useful tips such as how Golden Seal can't be beat for getting past drug tests. That kind of stuff. Not that there's an immediate need for the herb, but you'll discover that Otto, a highly educated man, who once got kicked out of Vanderbilt Divinity School, has practical knowledge of a variety of insane topics. I used to work with a guy like that 25 years ago in a P.R. agency. He was a bald Otto.
Moreover, Otto likes to refer to himself as a "facilitator" whereas Skeeter Kerkove- a close friend of his- is The Dream Weaver. Otto's argument for being a facilitator will be in evidence enough during this current project. He's shooting his Supercore-stuff to be distributed by Ninn Worx in their new deal. And Otto laughs because Michael Ninn has become quite a rascal and is encouraging Otto to turn in movies with titles like "Make Her Ass Scream."
In volume one of that movie, Audrey Hollander not only takes three dicks in her kiester but two pool cues as well- all at the same time, mind you. One might say the Ninn artistic philosophy/sensibilty has altered somewhat since he first discovered it in the editing bay at Western Visuals.
As with the Monroe scene, Otto says there were lessons to be learned from the introduction of pool sticks.
"Marital aids," he suggests. "People are living lives of disenchantment, and Audrey became the poster child for a happy marriage." Otto suspects that many a haphazard union could now be saved with the introduction of a pool cue to the anus.
"That and flowers," he adds. "They look very pretty when stuffed up your ass." Also in Make Your Ass Scream, Taylor Ash does an ATM.
"She said she didn't do it but ended up sucking ass," Otto declares proudly. "She was overcome with a moment of freedom!" Then, when Dana DeArmond entertained similar moments of doubt in Smut Merchants, another Supercore foray into anal sex, Otto was able to make her scream bloody murder thus taking her mind off the fact that two dicks were going in her ass at the same time.
"All was well in the land of DeArmond," says Otto. "When they demand it, I produce it."
Otto's working on a title for this current project and he's on the phone with Bobby Rinaldi www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=8139 to see if there's any chance Wildlife's "Destroy" series could be rekindled under Otto's Supercore banner. Otto's already shot a couple of scenes for it. One has Chelsea Rae playing a dog.
"She pee'd on the rug," explains Otto, casually. "She was being a bad dog. She chewed up her butt plug, spilled her bowl and tore her leash. Audrey disciplined her for twenty minutes." During the course of a D.P., Rae gets a bit untidy and Otto describes how her husband, Don, washed her down, appropriately enough, with man cider. Otto suspects that parts of this scene will not show up on the American cut but trusts that Rae was later rewarded with a trip to Taco Bell.
In another instance, Lexi Luv did a dandy job under "uncomfortable circumstances you might say," Otto tells me. It sounds like garden implements may have been involved in her double anal.
Garden hoes or otherwise, this movie, says Otto, is all about the search for the next super whore.
"All I'm trying to do is facilitate the dreams of young ladies," he states. "They're not getting their dreams realized on other sets. They hunger and thirst- like frenzied animals. My purpose is to channel that aggression. It feels good to be a public servant."
Allison Pierce from Gold Star Modeling, www.goldstarmodeling.com is scheduled for the next scene.
To look at her, Pierce is as sweetheart of Sigma Chi as they come, innocent-looking and pure of heart with future songs to be song about her virtue. So it's surprising to hear Otto say that Pierce has demanded that her ass be destroyed. I ask Pierce if this is the case and that her butt is ready for destruction.
"No one told me about that!" Pierce says with a half worried look on her face. Then again Pierce says everyone busts her hump on shoots because of her sweet demeanor.
But, before he leaves for the other shoot, Otto tells Audrey to go into the shed and pull some farm tools.
